Memory foam matress

[Fairies attack]

How the hell does anyone sleep on these things?

Staying with the girlfriend this week. After a few nights in her bed, my back is on bits.

I though these were meant to be the dogs bollocks for sleeping comfort?
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Ariel Badger said - Ever tried Chinese preserved (100 year) eggs? Man are they rank, like eating fart flavoured snot.

[P.addy]

Following the fairytale theme was there a pea underneath it?

[chris-red]

I have one and my Girlfriend and I sleep wonderfully on it, maybe it is because they exist.
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[Fairies attack]

All it has done is brought back my snowboarding injury.

Can't see why people waste there money on these bloody things.
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Ariel Badger said - Ever tried Chinese preserved (100 year) eggs? Man are they rank, like eating fart flavoured snot.

[P.addy]

[Fairies attack]

No idea, but sleeping in my bed. Normal mattress it has never given me any pain at all. 3nights in hers and it is bloody agony. Can barely put me socks on.
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Ariel Badger said - Ever tried Chinese preserved (100 year) eggs? Man are they rank, like eating fart flavoured snot.

[Alpha-9]

Is your girlfriend named Jill?

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[Redoko]

No idea about memory foam mattresses. But I fall asleep lightning quick in the misses bed. I practically collapse.
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[Llama-Farmer]

Memory foam mattress ftw, you're maybe-real-maybe-not girlfriend obviously has a crap one.

Cheap ones aren't that good, better paying the same for a better spring or pocket spring one. A good memory foam mattress can't be beaten though, and nor can memory foam pillows

[gray84]

I just bought my old man one and it was that good I even bought myself and the mrs one. I've never had such a good sleep. I'm getting more sleep time in. Didn't think it could make a difference. But it's amazing.
They are silent night full memory foam ones and were on a good deal.
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[Nope.]

I've had 2 now, my latest one is electrically adjustable

Had no problems what so ever. I get a much better nights sleep on one.

Are you sure that it isn't because your misses is so fat that your actually sleeping on her without noticing?
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[dodgydog]

I got one and every night when I get into bed it says "not you again you fat cunt" - better memory than I thought!

sorry
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[Raffles]

[Fairies attack]

Hers if for her back. Something to do with an accident a few years ago, and cracked a vertibre or something. She loves it, I bloody hate it.

As for falling asleep instantly, how can you with a randy as 40yo, trying to ride you every second of the night?
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Ariel Badger said - Ever tried Chinese preserved (100 year) eggs? Man are they rank, like eating fart flavoured snot.

[gray84]

[Alpha-9]

[gray84]

Yep.Silent night 100% full memory foam mattress

https://www.silentnight.co.uk/products/mattresses/memory-foam/memory-foam-3-zone
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[Raffles]

[angryjonny]

[gray84]

[angryjonny]

[andym]

Maybe the matress just wants to forget you... doesn't like the thought of remembering anything about you

I have to say I've slept on one a couple of times and it wasn't very comfortable (and yes it was an expensive one), but then I do fidget a lot in my sleep (with or without Jill ).

Not sure who mentioned it, but I fall asleep almost instantly too, although to be fair I think my body just begins to shut down almost instantly which puts me to sleep. The times I've been in hospital I have to warn them to turn the heart monitor alarms down to about 40bpm.... they never do and there's nothing worse than just dozing off then you have half a dozen nurses poking and prodding you.... Mind you I have tried to see how low I could get my heart rate... got it down to 36 once (ah the long boring days and nights in hospital)

[scorps]

i dont know what is harder to get my head round, Warped having a girlfriend or you guys debating the authenticity of a mattress
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[angryjonny]

Once Warped has posted in a thread you can't help but scrutinise all of it.

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