my knobs on fire help

[dransy]

Just been make a chilli and was cutting up some chilli peppers , went upstairs after and had a wank and my nobs on fucking fire ! It's burning like Fuck ,

What can I do !!!!!! [/i]
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Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles

[pinkyfloyd]

https://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/29/128908088225917184.jpg
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Vin]

Another lesson learnt

[dransy]

Told the misses I was going for a shit , been in the bathroom 15 mins with a wet towel wrapped around my cock its burning like a bastards ! I can't run down and pour milk all over it neither as then ill have to tell her I've had a wank and burnt my Dick !
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Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles

[pinkyfloyd]

https://www.rawfish.com.au/images/funny-photo-rude-food-chilli-willy11.jpg


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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Dip your bits in natural yoghurt.
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[shereen]

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[Vin]

[dransy]

I got some toilet roll soaked in milk wrapped around it in my pants , had to tell the misses she just laughed at me
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Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles

[Ariel Badger]

what variety of chilli were they?
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

[must avoid cheesy nob jokes]
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Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[pinkyfloyd]

You mean you told the mrs that you had a wank?

You tosser. (see what I done there?)

You could have said you went for a pee. Either way you still had to handle your knob and the same thing would have happened.
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[hellkat]

Is it just me who thinks that sealion actually does look remarkably like Pinkyfloyd?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Raffles]

It could have been worse.....You could have chosen to stick one or more of your fingers up your bum whilst you were wanking.

https://www.electricteacher.com/images/ooh-matron.gif
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A good loser will always be a loser.

[scorps]

hahahahahahahahaha
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Do not presume that I am male.

[V2]

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Made my day!

[Ariel Badger]

You know how your nob felt? My bum is going to feel like that in the morning.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[phantomtek]

[mistergixer]

[dransy]

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Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles

[Ariel Badger]

A2M with me in the morning will be fun, Trinidad Scorpions rock.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Sako]

[Ariel Badger]

I cooked a Chilli Sans Carni on Thursday that had me in agony and tears to the extent that I thought "never again" but the other two portions went into the fridge anyway. Today I started to obsess about it and noshed it down dripping with snot and sweat
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[nowhere.elysium]

[Llama-Farmer]

Have done that on many occasions... I like my spicy food and chillis, so often cook using bird's eye and finger chilis which are "Very Hot" (4/5 on the scale, compared to normal red chills which are 2-3/5) and even if you wash your hands three or four times with soap and scrub with a brush, you can still feel it tingle when you go for a slash (a bit like Durex Tingle lube).

The worst thing is if you forget to wash though, literally burns for hours.