Something very odd just happened

[beaslethorpe]

The ride home from work tonight was probably the most comfortable and relaxed I've ever felt in any situation in any respect. It was actually very weird. The only problem I could see was that I didn't feel the need to concentrate in the slightest...
The engine felt smooth as fuck, the ride felt incredibly light and airy, and yet the grip felt utterly solid. It didn't feel like I was even touching the handle bars, and it certainly didn't feel like I was turning them. All I felt like I was doing was wiggling my ass a bit and the bike would just follow whatever shape the road was in. If I pulled slightly on the throttle it went to precisely the speed I wanted and in very smooth motion and if I let go of it, it slowed down at the perfect rate. 50mph felt as cool and calm as 20 didn't even particularly notice wind resistance... it was fucking weird man. Felt so nice though that I took a 10 mile detour home just to relish in it.
____________________
Ride: Honda CBR125R-4
Walk: Adidas Campus2

[hornetmike]

Your going to crash
____________________
87 Honda CG 125 - 97 ER5 - SR 50 -81 Z250- 96 CBR 600 F- 94 GPX600R 88- GPX 400R- 87 GS 125 - 2006 Honda CB600F- 2003 ER5 - Honda CBF 1000 2009 - Honda CBR 600 RR 2011
Current BMW R1200GS 2010

[CaNsA]

autopilot

[beaslethorpe]

I prefer the second reply to the first. And therefore I shall imagine only the second one was posted...!
____________________
Ride: Honda CBR125R-4
Walk: Adidas Campus2

[T0MMY]

You've probably had a stroke, check in the mirror to see if your face is sagging at all.
____________________
ZX6R + CBR600RR

[AndyRoberts]

https://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/shortorder/are_u_on_drugs.jpg

[goto10]

Someone spiked your tea.
____________________
'12 NC700S & '12 CB600F Hornet [Stolen by some dickless twat] Suzuki GT500 shed

[Ariel Badger]

You will die in the next eight days, you will not be missed by many of us but some will shed a tear. Flowers or not, fire or soil?
____________________
Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[cloric_tzr]

if i pay pal u £20 can u get me some?
____________________
i dumped my girlfriend the other day! she wouldnt act out one of my fantasy's. all i wanted her to do was come home from work, catch me fucking her sister and join in!!! miserable bitch!
My wifes so ugly, the only thing that goes down on her
Is the internet connection.

[V2]

You are coming out of the matrix

[defblade]

Any chance you've clocked up something like 10,000 miles on your bike? "They" reckon that's how long it takes really build the automatic reflexes so that you can ride without having to think about everything you're doing as you do it, with the result that suddenly it's all just happening for you.


Or you had a strong tailwind
____________________
Honda Varadero 125cc => Suzuki Bandit 650 33bhp => 77bhp =>
BMW K1200R Sport 163bhp => Aprilia Shiver GT 750 95bhp

[Dazbo666]

The majority of your description sounds as if you're getting to the point of starting to ride subconsciously, which often happens with a certain amount of experience...

But "I didn't feel the need to concentrate in the slightest..." probably means that unless you make a positive effort to concentrate, hornetmike is going to be proved correct
____________________
1st bike (Sept'06 - May'10) : 1991 GPZ500S / Current bike (since Nov 2009) : 2003 Suzuki Bandit 600N
Word of the day : DILLIGAF

[Old Git Racing]

Sounds like you were in 'the zone', a heightened stage of conciousness where your mind is totally focused on what you are doing, nice one. Had it several times, you're more likely to die thinking about what a shit day you had at work than being in this state so enjoy it.

OGR
____________________
2022 Tiger Sport 660 2019 Street Twin 2003 K3 gixxer 1000 1998 Srad 600 track hack

[carlosthejack...]

Similar thread on the "Zen" experience here: https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=223655
____________________
Responsibility. It's a difficult reality for some. I'm running the 2014 Sheffield Half Marathon on behalf of Bluebell Wood Childrens Hospice. Please sponsor me, even if it's just a quid.
DonnyBrago: "I think you may be confusing rain and napalm..." Paulington: "It's not what you ride, it's how you ride it."
Current rides: '05 VFR800 VTEC, '57 Mondeo 1.8 TDCi #58LEGEND

[Rogerborg]

Time for a new visor.

https://michaelnorthrop.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/blast-shield-down.jpg
____________________
Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[mikester]

[lilredmachine]

The OPs post caused a vague sense of recollection within me, then I read this line: 'All I felt like I was doing was wiggling my ass a bit', and it hit me.

I test rode a friends CBR125R after doing some work on it for him a short while ago, and it was so small that it began to slip between my cheeks. I too experienced a sense of being at one with the motorcycle, I figured this was from actually being one with the motorcycle, as it was attached to me via my rectum.

You go on to say you experienced a lightened zen like experience during your ride. This was most likely from the motorcycle gently caressing the male G-spot located in your arse, causing the body to release endorphins and produce the mental state you experienced.

I unfortunately did not ride the CBR long enough to experience that state, will have to borrow a CBR again and go for a ten mile detour.
____________________
Bikes: too many, too much for one man to maintain anyway.

[keggyhander]

[MarJay]

[MinhDinh]

I pictured a wave, a huge wave with drum beats, dark waves and a horse. Drum beats, the beats stay with me, boom, boom, boom.
____________________
Hit the G spot.

[Kal]

[BikerDefenceS...]

[bunglehaze]

[keggyhander]

[bunglehaze]