I do not believe this stuff, old wife's and that

[Ariel Badger]

But some of my old fractures are throbbing like hell in this damp weather
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[hellkat]

Is this gonna be a thread full of old wives tales, or of grouchy oldpeople injuries?

Just to cover both bases:

* If you rub a piece of cotton on a wart and then throw it away somewhere that you do not walk, the wart will disappear.

* My achilles tendonitis has been giving me gyp for 2 days, ergo it must be the weather.
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[Ariel Badger]

We see where it goes!
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[hellkat]

Here's another one, just for good measure:

A gold blob on BCF is the equivalent of 3,659,345 green blobs, or thirty-three blowjobs.
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[hellkat]

I made that last one up.
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[Raffles]

[james1988]

You're not alone. My left arm (fractured both the Ulna and Radius in two places each) aches like buggery when it's cold.

James

[st3v3]

[temeluchus]

Cold is making my joints amd ood war wounds ache like hell.
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Some shite cruiser. Now with guns and FREEDOM!

[Ariel Badger]

Your poor arthritic fingers seem to be having trouble typing, try wearing a copper bracelet.
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[TUG]

[Ariel Badger]

[Carl_steveo]

[temeluchus]

[Fairies attack]

PArt of getting old, my knee, ankle and back have been playing up like mad recently.

Today has been the worst, might be the damp air or the fack I was stood up hunched over for 8hours and put 24,000, yes thousand trays on the line.

Hate this damp weather either way.
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Ariel Badger said - Ever tried Chinese preserved (100 year) eggs? Man are they rank, like eating fart flavoured snot.

[Visitor Q]

My elbow really really hurts if I knock it... Despite having happened nearly a year ago, and X-Raying clean.

Really bloody hurts
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China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
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[Visitor Q]

Oh, and I could fill a whole thread with Asian old wives tales. But I really do love the ones you can disprove there and then... and they still think you're magic, rather than disbelief folk wisdom;

Fan death... certain countries, if you have a fan on in a room with all doors and windows closed, you will suffocate because it steals your air.

All virgins have pink nipples, becoming dark the moment they have sex. They also check the beef curtains in that check... not the hymen, just the colour.

If you drink alcohol after eating Durian, you die of heat stroke.

Dog/Red bull/Oysters/Mussels/Leaves/Chillies/breathing/karaoke = better sex (ie erection) that night. The collective neurosis abotu size/performance is quite funny in certain places.

If you drink two red bulls in a row your heart will explode.
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China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule...

[Imonster]

[Tristan.]

[Imonster]

[defblade]

[keggyhander]

Strange.

My femur fracture site hasn't given me any gyp this year.

[Rogerborg]

[hellkat]

There's nothing fishy about Warped's new job.
Oh ... waitaminute ...


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[hellkat]

More importantly, today I have woken up with one of those neck ache things where you can hardly move your head.

Annoyingly I am on "sickleave report" and can't take a couple of fuckin' days off to get over it. Luckily I am not on the bike, so don't have to worry about lifesavers.

I was moaning vehemently to myself about this whilst commuting to work, when the Australian girl who squished herself into the crip-seat next to me on the bus, not only had a walking stick but appeared to be substantially blind as well. It made me feel a little bit humble and not very much grouchy.
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