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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 19 Apr 2012    Post subject: got wed today Reply with quote

Me and the Mrs
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 19 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really?
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 19 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

sort of
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PostPosted: 22:45 - 19 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did she need a visa?
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 19 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Georg and I have been mates for years and we are both into motorsport ( Me it is bikes and she has a TR2) and we spend a lot of time at places like Prescott. I decided to buy us dual membership with the Bugatti Owners Club so we can get into Prescott for free. The letter arrived addressed to Mr and Mrs, next week we are going to the championship meeting with a "Just Married" on the back and a load of cans making some noise.
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 19 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 08:00 - 20 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im guessing that you have already played with her girly bits. Just as friends though.
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PostPosted: 08:01 - 20 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im guessing that you have already played with her girly bits. Just as friends though.
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PostPosted: 08:13 - 20 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have a Windowless White Van? Please tell me you've upgraded the stock tearstained mattress inside.

The "Mrs" looks bang tidy, it should go without saying.
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PostPosted: 08:14 - 20 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

If trashy TV and poor quality 70's farce has taught me anything - its that fake marriages end up in hilarity in the last act.

With a trouser-less vicar.

You need some purple accents in your beard to complete the team/togetherness vibe.
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PostPosted: 08:19 - 20 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Please tell me you've upgraded the stock tearstained mattress inside.


....those aren't tear stains.....
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 20 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

You remind me of a painter with a rainbow beard ... this will do for now
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PostPosted: 08:49 - 20 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like your beard dude; comes with a face! Mrs. seems cool too, hope you had a great time Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 21 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wali, I consider us friends, you did after all fondle my helmet outside the Albion Ground, so I say this in the most respectful way I can manage...

I'd would absolutely ruin her, I'd smash her pasty, I'd tickle her Peach and I would certainly ram raid her back doors...

That is all... Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 21 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is it with butch looking bearded blokes hanging around with tasty hippyish chicks? Anybody watch "The Salvager" on the discovery channel?

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PostPosted: 17:57 - 21 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who else thought the dirty burty, at the same time as lucky git.

I,m buying a one of those clips for my keys, but SMALLER ! Yours looks like you could hang skudd of it ! Oh if only Cool
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 21 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

So have you smashed her back doors in yet??
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PostPosted: 18:53 - 21 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

He does hill climbs not speedway .... Very Happy

Do hill climb bikes have brake Embarassed

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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 21 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for all the best wishes but could I point out that we are not actually married (and I am not doing her, not for lack of trying Very Happy ) It is the fault of the Bugatti Club who put our memberships not in our real names that were on our application form but as Mr and Mrs Wali T.
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 21 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
Thanks for all the best wishes but could I point out that we are not actually married (and I am not doing her, not for lack of trying Very Happy ) It is the fault of the Bugatti Club who put our memberships not in our real names that were on our application form but as Mr and Mrs Wali T.


You could always try leaving this page open at this post and let her see it Wink

Anyway have you thought about asking her for some naked photos draped over a few bikes? Say it's for the BCF perverts... I mean umm.. calendar
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Ariel Badger
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 21 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

She has seen it! We are going to Prescott next week with "Just Wed" on the car.
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 21 Apr 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

even the smashin' her back doors in comment and the not for lack of tryin' comment.

Have you tried the blunt approach.... look doll I want tae get in yer knickers.....

you never know... she might even give you a pair... come to think of it... you could auction them on here if she did... you'ld make a fortune
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