Gastronomic fail

[Ariel Badger]

This morning I wanted a couple of boiled eggs and toast for breakfast so I put the eggs in a pan and lit the ring. A few minutes latter the smoke alarm went off, must remember to put water in the pan tomorrow.
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[Lone-Wolf]

Wotcha.

Ah - now we did remember to put the water in the pan . . . . . only we spent almost six hours at Chasewater before we noticed the eggs were missing. Luckily there was a lid on the pan - and only about ¼" of water left when we got back. Oops.
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[Ariel Badger]

Were they nice and runny?
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[Lone-Wolf]

[groovylee]

you could have done what i did - under done the eggs, part peeled one, realised it was still quite runny......

i know, i'll give it a quick blitz in the microwave........

that took me a while to clean up
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Past - 1988 honda revere 600, 1996 kawasaki gpz500s, 1999 Yamaha R6

Current - 2002 Aprilia RSV1000R & 1999 Kawasaki ZX6R

[Dazbo666]

I've boiled quite a few pans completely dry, boiled potatoes, rice, bolognese, and curry etc, occasionally boiled dry enough to have to bin the entire pan complete with the charcoaled food.

However, the two significant incidents that I remembered, by coincidence both relate to camping trips...

Decided to go for a short, unplanned, badly prepared camping trip with a mate of mine when we were in our early teens. His younger brother also decided to tag along, uninvited..
So both being older than him, we got him to do a lot of the donkey work, collecting wood, making meal preparations etc you get the idea.
It was getting towards the end of the trip and all we had left was a tin of rice pudding, so we told him to warm it up for us .
To be fair he did warm it up, by putting the tin unopened, over the camp fire... but the first we knew about it was the sound of a loud *pop*, then we jumped out of the tent to find part of the field with a long trail of pudding spread in a line - very artistic
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1st bike (Sept'06 - May'10) : 1991 GPZ500S / Current bike (since Nov 2009) : 2003 Suzuki Bandit 600N
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[Pete.]

I've poached eggs in a microwave, inch of boiling water in a cereal bowl, crack the egg in, plate on top, 1 minute at full power, stand for a minute, 1 more minute at full power.

First one I did I stuck in for 2 mins at full power and it exploded, blew the plate off the top of the bowl.
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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[dengser]

They were the same colour all the way through and had the texture of rubber.
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