Parking ticket and claiming to be a spastic.

[MaybeGuy]

I got one today for parking within the hours of a permit only area. Yeah, I was in the wrong, and it was given by the council, so I can't really just ignore it.

Anyway, the area is a seasonal permit area. The sign says between October and march, it's only permit mon-fri (today is sunday), and april to september is after 6pm on a sunday (it was at around 1pm today).

The sign is segmented into 2 signs giving the information.

If I was to write in claiming to be some learning difficultied mongtard who can't read properly as the sign is confusing, do you think it would pay off? or suggest an alternative.

It's £35 I'd rather not have to give to some Sunday sailor jobsworth CUNT.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Raffles]

[-LG-]

Pop over to https://www.pepipoo.com/, bound to be someone on there who can help you get out of it.
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Snow rider wrote: I'm far to annoying to be near for long periods of time

[MaybeGuy]

At least come up with something less blaringly predictable. Aimed at the first to reply, pepipoo isn't such a bad idea, and will be considered, but I'm sure more interesting ideas will come from this forum.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[The Artist]

[MaybeGuy]

[dodgydog]

[MaybeGuy]

That's the plan, I'd just rather find an ''excuse'' for leaving my car in an empty 5 car parking bay for 5 minutes that's likely to get me off paying.

It's not showing on the appeals/payment website yet, so I'll try again tomorrow.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[bazza]

[WannaBeDude]

Pay it before it goes up, forget claiming and getting done for deception over 35 quid.

Cunts for having you on a sunday tbf.
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Jogging on, destination living.

[D O G]

Write a grovelling letter, saying you fucked up on the months. They normally let you off the first offence, in my experience.

[WannaBeDude]

Bollux ! Me mum has a permit which is registered to her car only, it dropped on the car floor, and she won no appeal.

Greedy fucking cunts they are.
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Jogging on, destination living.

[bLiXeY]

Its purely a numbers game.

If the local council is doing ok for cash (ie they're having to spunk money on some shit 'artwork' which has only really been commissioned so they hit their budget limit for that year thus avoiding a lowering of next years budget), then its more probable that you might get leniency for a good story.

In a recession you can forget it. Not only do they want the revenue, local councils will even try to up revenue by creating new parking permit areas just to get more money in (exactly what my local council is trying to do now).

[dodgydog]