To Mr. Black Triple on the A5036 about 1 or 2hrs ago.

[CaNsA]

Yeah your gear looks very clean, and your bike looks really good.
I particularity like the bar end mirrors that you have as they complement the lines of the bike but lets not draw attention to the fact they stop you from filtering past anything with wing mirrors.

The way you were slamming on, riding the back brake, refusing to get out of the way of other riders who you were holding up, looking in every direction imaginable apart from straight ahead, are all really great skills to have.

I loved the way you pinned it from the lights only to stop just past the yellow box as there was a transit van and a car stopping you from showing off your epic filtering skills again.

I highly suspect atleast one of the following applies to you:-

1st day back on your bike since September when you put it away for the winter.
New rider, passed a couple of days ago by the skin of your teeth.
Determined to prove to a little zxr400 that "I am a BIKER!"

Seriously, pack that shit in.
You are a danger to yourself and other road users, including the artic you decided to cut up. I saw what you did, I saw the smoke from the artics wheels, I smelt the burning rubber.
I was behind that artic, not overtaking it as I knew the road was busy. But Oh No! you have the power between your legs you can get in that gap.

You are a hero!
Dont get excited just yet, you are a straight line hero.

There was a guy on a yellow/black blade who was watching how fkin sketch you were, he stayed waaaaay back from you. He was smart to do so.

I've seen chavs on scooters wearing trackies who's riding skills put yours to shame.

/rant


p.s. Your reg plate is being held on by a bit of garden wire?
Yeah, great thing for a straight line, top speed, fastest cunt in the world hero to do.
It's not like its going to flying off at speed and slice into someone......

[bunglehaze]

When I went over to France with the wife on the back of my old 2002 ZX636 I was fully loaded up luggage wise, panniers top box, tank bag - the works.

As I got through a little village and hit some nice twisties I caught sight of a yellow speed triple with solo rider and thought 'cool, some frog to play with' so off I pop to catch him up. I get up to him, he sees me in the mirror and opens up a bit before hitting a few cars and slowing down so I did the polite thing and blatted past him and the cars in a smooth, calm, controlled way.

I look in the mirror and he was caning it keeping up but looked really erratic, I just carried on doing the one car hop, pull in, next bend, hop another and he just kept going backwards

That was my first and only real experience of a french biker, playing out on the roads Not a good one either. Some folks just dont seem be confident or comfortable filtering
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[EazyDuz]

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[pits]

Why are there so many threads with regards to shit riding recently, who honestly gives a fuck who you saw doing what on a bike?
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[CaNsA]

Thats fkin rich coming from you EazyDuz, all you ever do is cry about what's safe.

<prepared for a karma raping>

Just fuck off EazyDuz, once again you are boring me with your bullshit.

</prepared for a karma raping>

[CaNsA]

[bunglehaze]

[EazyDuz]

[CaNsA]

Example?

Oh wait, you haven't got one.

[Dazbo666]

[EazyDuz]

[WannaBeDude]

Told my bro I don't know how he filters with the triple mirrors ... He simply says if he can get through the gap he can or can't ..

I point him in the direction of my Oberon rips offs 15 quid, and of virtual identical quality to the 80 quid originals bar the bolts.

I say with them you would gain over 2 inches either side, he,s still not bothered.
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[CaNsA]

[Pol Anorl]

[Vincent]

Riding like crap + No. Plate held on with wire = Bike Thief + Stolen Bike
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[EazyDuz]

[P.]

CaNsA, did you not know Eazy chases the pork sword? Why else would he want a Virago? He loves you secretly

[EazyDuz]

[bazza]

[EazyDuz]

[P.]

Cruisers are shit though, admit it. They are slow, sound like bags of spanners, handle like some fat slag in a blimp and look completely gash.

The only benefit is the comfort, but I wouldn't be seen dead on anything that gay.

FWIW I sit far more upright on a sports bike, to hide my arse from those cruiser fags sitting up ready to wank eachother off at the lights.

[WULFSTAN]

[WULFSTAN]

easyduz go and get a bike before trying to give shit to cansa
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[EazyDuz]

Anyways im off to the gay club with my mates, just to point and laugh at the gay people there, no other reason honest.
Have a good friday night everyone, time to get smashed
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