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ajbsmirnoff
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: BMW blamed for massive erection. Bike related honest ! Reply with quote

Interesting problem

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/05/01/man-sues-bmw-suffering-erection_n_1466849.html

I can see how a 20 month erection would be inconvenient.
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess he's had a hard time.
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PostPosted: 11:56 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, even if his lawsuit goes through, I'm sure that BMW could recoup the costs by selling the technique to the manufacturers of things like Viagra.
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

He can put it before the judge but it might not stand up in court !


Reminded me of this paper from when I was a student.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1916566/?tool=pubmed

The long and short of it was a chap doing a pilot study into drug that effect the John Thomas. Phemoxybenzamine = 36hour stiffy, while with guanethidine = you're not leaving the house all weekend.
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHY... when I saw the title did I think.... "This is going to be some-one annoyed by building works, where they are 'erecting' a new BMW dealership....."
ONLY IN AMERICA Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 15:30 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I expect BMW will be getting a stiff fine.
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Re: BMW blamed for massive erection. Bike related honest ! Reply with quote

Linked from that, perhaps he should head to Munich to solve his problems?
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/30/german-nymphomaniac-attack-captures-men-street_n_1464429.html
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=244917

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PostPosted: 15:47 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahadumball wrote:
how can he moan about a constant erection, ready for duty 24/7


The fact he's suing over it suggests he's the kinda guy who doesn't get any.
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PostPosted: 15:52 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Teflon-Mike wrote:

ONLY IN AMERICA Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: 16:13 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gets an erection from having his prostate tickled, realises he should have got a Harley, lawyers up.
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PostPosted: 16:30 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've not had this problem with my VFR, though I often turn into a massive cock when riding it Smile
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

shereen wrote:
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=244917

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Oh cock.
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PostPosted: 20:02 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

ajbsmirnoff wrote:
He can put it before the judge but it might not stand up in court !


Reminded me of this paper from when I was a student.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1916566/?tool=pubmed

The long and short of it was a chap doing a pilot study into drug that effect the John Thomas. Phemoxybenzamine = 36hour stiffy, while with guanethidine = you're not leaving the house all weekend.


Rolling Eyes

Be rather amusing when the judge walks in and the court assistant goes "all rise"
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ben-B wrote:
ajbsmirnoff wrote:
He can put it before the judge but it might not stand up in court !.


Rolling Eyes

Be rather amusing when the judge walks in and the court assistant goes "all rise"


... I have your honour. That's the problem here!

In all seriousness though, how did he have a hard on for 10 months. After a couple of rides you would surely notice "hang on, I get a hard on every time I ride this". How did it take him 10 months to realise "hang, something's not right here!" Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

no doubt he went to great lengths to become a full member of the BMW club Shocked
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like how I can react to that story by clicking words such as "Inspiring" or "Hot".
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 01 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

J.M. wrote:
Ben-B wrote:


Rolling Eyes

Be rather amusing when the judge walks in and the court assistant goes "all rise"


... I have your honour. That's the problem here!

In all seriousness though, how did he have a hard on for 10 months. After a couple of rides you would surely notice "hang on, I get a hard on every time I ride this". How did it take him 10 months to realise "hang, something's not right here!" Laughing


Yes, you would have thought so.

A friend of a friend had guests for the weekend so was staying on the sofa bed in the spare room and coming out the shower tripped over his kids scalectrix and went dick first onto the electric metal thing, the shock meant he couldn't get it down for a few days. Went to the doctor and apparently it's called priapism and is considered a "medical emergency". How true the story is I'm not sure as the friend who told me, whilst not a liar, does like to add a bit of flavour to the stories he re-tells.

But 10 months... Jesus, if I had a boner for 10 hours I'd be quite alarmed unless I'd been popping the little blue pills. After 10 days I'd be seriously worried and would have already paid the doc a visit.
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PostPosted: 11:29 - 02 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could be argued self impossed since the after market seat was comisioned ny him and not BMW.so really it is corbin seats and himself that the case should be Heard.
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 02 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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non-stop erection
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unable to engage in sexual activity


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