Nicknames

[mistergixer]

I used to work with a chap called Dave Phillis. We nicknamed him Sif.



Any other good ones?
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[arry]

Guy in work with small hands and a big head - T Rex

woman in work with dark black straight hair down to her neck - Darth Vader

we've got a head of dept who looks like nik nak - he gets called that

[arry]

Guy in work with small hands and a big head - T Rex

woman in work with dark black straight hair down to her neck - Darth Vader

we've got a head of dept who looks like nik nak - he gets called that

[pinkyfloyd]

I knew a guy called Ditch. His name was Richard and his name was a cross between Rich and Dick
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[hellkat]

One of the Working Girls I used to work for was kind of chubby and ditzy and kept dyeing her hair various shades of ginger, so we called her Fizz (from Coronation St) behind her back...

https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00179/F_200405_may06ed_im_179250a.jpg

... but then Anita dropped me in it by turning up one day and going "Oh hi, you must be Fizz!"

*cringe*
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[dodgydog]

Bloke at the warehouse was called "Go compare", due to his uncanny resemblance to that annoying wassock on the ads.
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[Tomzo47]

one of my mates is called Richard and is very small, therefore he is branded "little dick"
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[Skudd]

I used to work with a woman who looked like Muttley from the wacky racers. No one called it to her face though.

Lad a one place i was at was called pinhead, but not sure why.
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[andyscooter]

i get called little peng or son of peng

my old man was always called peng as he stood like a penguin does

used to get called F.A as i have sticky out ears

i am also known as dave by one of the lads at work as he used to get confused with two andys in the same building
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

A dwarf Indian woman on one of my customer sites with a high sing-song "budbud dinding" voice was referred to as "Artoo".
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[Skudd]

[andyscooter]

[groovylee]

mine is Piss.

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[keggyhander]

I said to a bloke in another department, "It's Steve isn't it?"

He said, "Nah mate, everybody just calls me Cock-Nose."

Seriously.

[-Savage-]

Lad I went to school with was called Brendan File... We all called him Peter
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[Ariel Badger]

The kids at school used to call me Bob but I do not know why then it changed to Undertaker after some Yank wrestler. The latest is Mr Mushy because of my moustache. The Head refers to me as Wali Two Shoes for some odd reason
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[recman]

Our supervisor has a bald patch on his head, we call him the monk.

Another guy is the most annoying, argumentative and stubborn type, we call him cock.

[Handsome]

Couple of lads at work, two of the MOST annoying fuckers you'll ever meet, one has a circulation problem so his one hand swells up, I've nicknamed him Little Big Hands, the other one is constantly clearing his throat, me and four other do it straight after him in a Mexican throat kind of thing, yep, we've named him The Throat...

Oh and I realised one of the other lads looks like a fat Jonny Knoxville, so he gets called Knoxville...
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[recman]

Oh yeah, forgot about Isaiah. He walks around with his head tilted to one side so one 'eye's higher' than the other.

[Fairies attack]

Had quite a few since leaving school and starting work.

First job - Macho, because I was the smallest there.

Second job - Greasy (Always black with grit and stuff), Dingle (After Sam Dingle), Rocket (From riding my bike).

Last job - Math, because I never used a calculator to work anything out, and always got it right.

Current - Fred, Nobody asked my name when I started, so they called me Fred, And since then it has evolved into Fred West, after the serial killer.

All my mates either call me Mark, or Squid lips.
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[Harold_Shand]

Of course the term should be an 'eke name'.
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[daemonoid]

I used to work with a Tony Lloyd, we called him Mongo. Also a Lucien Hoare who didn't need a nickname as it really was pronounced 'whore'.
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[Flip]

There's a local fella who lost a testicle in a skateboard accident, nicknamed Womble.

And another local bloke, who lost 2 toes, named Reptile.

I also knew of a fella who lost an arm, named Bandit.

There was a stupid bloke in school who we nick named Einstein. He didn't like it and he was aggressive so it never stuck.

[Poseidon]

When I was driving buses, there was a lad who went to the local "special" school as he was a bit simple. He was obsessed with our buses and would often buy a day rover and spend all day riding around the various routes, talking to the drivers at the termini etc.

I'd been working in the depot for a good few months before I encountered this young chap, but when he did eventually find his way onto my bus, he introduced himself and asked me my name. I told him Drew (seeing as though that is my name) and spent the remainder of that shift making polite conversation with him. A few weeks later, he found his way onto my bus again and said "Hiya Trevor". I immediately corrected him, he apologised and continued to refer to me by my correct name for the rest of that journey.

Another couple of weeks past and sure enough, he boards my bus with a big beaming smile and says "Hello Trev". So I once again alert him to his mistake and tell him my name isn't Trev, it's Drew.

Now you'd think at this point, he'd have sussed out my name isn't Trev, but sure enough, the very next time he gets on my bus I'm greeted with the all too familiar "Hiya Trev". At this point I give it up as a lost cause and just return the greeting without correcting him, resigning myself to being called Trev by this lad. I figured it's not that bad really, at most I see him once a month and it's not as though anoyone else I know is around when he gets on my bus. There was one thing I hadn't considered though. I was walking along the road where we do most of our driver changes and I spot another bus driving past. As per tradition, we bus drivers always wave at each other. This particular bus had a driver on it called Phil, who was known to have a tendency to take the piss out of everyone and just as I began to wave at Phil, I spotted the lad stood next to the drivers cab. Almost in slow motion I saw this lad raise his arm, point at me and say with great pride "It's Trev". I knew there and then my time without a nickname was limited. Sure enough, during my lunch break I was sat outside the canteen at the card table when the big double doors flew open and Phil burst through them, raising his arm, pointing and yelling "It's Trev". He quickly explained the story to the rest of the drivers sat there and from that moment on, when passing people in the corridors it was "Hi Trev", when playing cards it was "Your go Trev", when someone was at the coffee machine it was "What you having Trev?". I could've killed that little bastard... For 5 years of my life I was known as Trev.

Still, it's better than my last two years of comprehensive school, both years of college and the first 3 years of my working life where I was known as either "Finch" or "Shit-break" owing to my uncanny resemblance to the character in the American Pie films. I'm genuinely shitting myself now that the re-union is out incase I still have the same resemblance and people cotton onto it again!
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