right now i am

[dransy]

At work having a massive Dump ! >.<

Also why do I poo so much ?
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Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles

[Skudd]

I had the runs this morning. Brown water pouring out my backside. Too scared to fart at the moment.
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Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Blackwolf]

Man who takes laxative and sleeping pills wake up in deep shit...
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[jimbothe]

[andym]

[hedgehugger]

[Andy_Pagin]

This thread reminded me of the "Bali Belly Song"


10 days in Bali, got 4 days to go, 10 days of terror 'cause I’m glued to the throne and I’m shittin’ in litres and firin’ both ends, I’ll never shit solid again.

And it’s cost me a fortune for this holiday, ‘stead of pissin’ it up, Christ, I’m shittin’ away ‘cause I’m glued to the loo while me mate’s are out ragin’, I’ll never shit solid again.

I’ll never shit solid again, or hold anything down for as long as I live. ‘cause me ass is jammed open from freckle fatigue, I’ll never shit solid again.

I called Mum back home, she said: “Mix up a cup of cornflour and gravox to thicken it up”, Then she pissed herself laughin’ and hung up the phone, I’ll never shit solid again. Just had a crap and I’m wipin’ me ring, haven’t quite finished – start spewin’ again, Jesus, hope remember to use the right end, I’ll never shit solid again.

I’ll never shit solid again, So I'll rig up a faucet to stick up me ring, Then at least when I fart I won’t splatter me jeans, I’ll never shit solid again.

I’m doing cartwheels as I try to guess: a crap or a chunder, Christ, what’s coming next? Will it spray through me fingers or run down me leg? I’ll never shit solid again. Ah…slipped in some shit a foot thick on the floor, skid ass over tit then I spewed a bit more, Now I gotta sift through it ‘cause me denture fell in, I’ll never shit solid again.

I’ll never shit solid again, me ring’s hanging out and me guts have caved in, I’ll be buried in a bucket, me mates’ll all sing:
“He’ll never shit solid again!”
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They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa, hey-hey,
the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer

[mistergixer]