name the plant.... please

andym · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Nov 2010 Karma :

Just noticed someone on facebook is asking what this plant is:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/andy36586/strangeplant.jpg

Anyone got any ideas? this is it 5 days after it appeared, my guess is an Audrey II

Werny · Traffic Copper Joined: 02 Feb 2011 Karma :

Fairly obviously, it's a triffid!

Howling TerrorOutOfOffice · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Dec 2008 Karma :

It's called the Fanny plant Vaginus Vulgaris.

Pop a finger in and lick it. Should taste of fanny.
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yambabe · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Not 100% sure but it looks like it could be a giant hogweed.

Be careful if it is, cos the sap can "burn" your skin when it is exposed to sunlight. It's pretty nasty and might need specialist removal.

Probly the nearest thing to a real triffid actually!
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andym · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Nov 2010 Karma :

I think i might have found out what it is:

Amorphophallus paeoniifolius:

https://english.xtbg.cas.cn/rs/ma/201006/W020100604550466871200.jpg

lllN30lll · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Karma :

You said Phallus Laughing

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Andy_Pagin · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Nov 2010 Karma :

It's definitely not a Hogweed, they're a tall succulent weed with huge leaves, and nigh on indestructible.
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

But the hole in the middle there, it looks more like a chocolate starfish than a japs-eye.
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cornish · Forum Conscience Joined: 03 Feb 2011 Karma :

now you've said that i can't not think it Sick

What a weird looking plant. Is it in this country, it looks really tropical and exotic ?
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andym · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Nov 2010 Karma :

America I believe... or Canada....

first pic still looks like a bell end trying to come out though

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It looks like a prolapse.

https://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1697821496/true-story-meme_reasonably_small.jpg
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Sako · World Chat Champion Joined: 19 Feb 2012 Karma :

did a dog shit on it? looks like a dog, or maybe a person has left a gorrila's finger curled on the top.

andym · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Nov 2010 Karma :

From what I've read think yourself lucky you don't have one growing near your house.... supposed to smell like rotting meat to attract flies for pollination, also gives off heat if you are brave enough to get that close....

Anyway, when I posted the name of it and stuff the person was very greatful... unfortunately the ex mother-in-law is friends with the same person.... she said that I was right, then a couple of messages later she said I was wrong as they can't grow in America Confused

so then she said HAD to be one of these:

https://www.wildmanstevebrill.com/JPEG%27S/Plant%20Web%20Images/SkunkCabbageFruitLabeled.jpghttps://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/andy36586/strangeplant.jpg

But Mrs Know-It-Fuckin'-all was soon put in her place when the owner of the plant said that the ones she mentioned had been ruled out and that I was right Laughing