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Skudd
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PostPosted: 09:05 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Murder Reply with quote
In work and just wittnessed a murder.


Saw a budgie on a fence. Went to take a picture and a bloody cat jumped up and killed it......................... DEAD.
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Kwaks
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PostPosted: 09:15 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Re: Murder Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
In work and just wittnessed a murder.


Saw a budgie on a fence. Went to take a picture and a bloody cat jumped up and killed it......................... DEAD.


Thats the worst kind of dead, the killed type Shocked
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PostPosted: 09:16 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
This story has an almost MinhDinh level of pointlessness.
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PostPosted: 09:20 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I saw a murder today too!

https://www.opednews.com/populum/uploaded/pic3-6890-20081118-13.jpg
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
There are some words which make me giggle hysterically.

Budgie is definitely one of them.

I like to stand at bus stops in the rain and shout "Budgie smugglers!!" at the people the buses, just as the bus takes off.
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nowhere.elysium
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Budgies

Here's something that'll blow your mind, then; take the 'pheasant plucker' rhyme, and exchange those two words with 'budgie smuggler'. I can guarantee that you'll be tittering incoherently for a while yet.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Then again ... I quite often titter incoherently at the word "murder".

But that might just be the closet sociopath I try to keep locked in the basement Laughing

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PostPosted: 10:43 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Are you sure it's dead? It may just be pining.
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Andy_Pagin
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
I like to stand at bus stops in the rain and shout "Budgie smugglers!!" at the people the buses, just as the bus takes off.


I once had a ride in the back of a police prisoner transport van (I was using it to deliver police computer equipment), it had clear barred windows. Every time we stopped near a bus stop I leered out the window at little old ladies like the nutter in "The Shining".
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andym
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
Are you sure it's dead? It may just be pining.


'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! That budgie is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! 'E's pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-BUDGIE!!
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PostPosted: 15:16 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
Are you sure it's dead? It may just be pining.


For the fjords?
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
covdude wrote:


pics or gtfo fatty !!!


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PostPosted: 15:25 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
As long as you've said that in your head its not too bad, out loud is when you wanna worry ....

Gtfo me and skudds friendship.
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Sako
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Re: Murder Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
In work and just wittnessed a murder.


Saw a budgie on a fence. Went to take a picture and a bloody cat jumped up and killed it......................... DEAD.


I would have saved that image for my wank bank.
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 15 May 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
One of the ads at the bottom of this page is for a Midsomer Murders Teabag Holder Mr. Green


Edit: sorry that seems random. Just made me chortle that Skudd's trauma has been deemed by t'interweb to be a story that would interest people who like watching afternoon tv and saving teabags. . . . . .Sorry Skudd Wink
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