WANKERS ! BIKE HAS BEEN HALF..INCHED!

[Supermotard37...]

So after just finishing my shift at work ive come round the corner into my street to find! My garaged door has been forced open and my ktm 125 exc has been boosted by some scum fucks

Even though it was chained down,and theres no cylinder head on the bike at the moment,im still rather pissed...yea it was a banger! But it was my banger! Untill some fucks decided to libarate it from me! And they even had the cheek to steal my helmet
Im geussing they shifted it into a van and fucked off!

So ive now decided im going to apply for a firearms licence,so if in the near future it happens again whilst im at home, im litreally going to do a crank2 and shove a mossberg 500 pump action up there arse!

And give them a colonic irragation the will never forget!
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[AyrtonSenna]

A old man once shot one of two burglars in his home. End of the day he got put in jail for excessive force as the scum who was shot died.
It weird in the UK as you are not aloud to use force to protect your belongings. As i can remember my cousin being arrested when i was younger for punching someone who tried to steel his phone on the bus as defense.

[recman]

[GetawayDj]

sorry to hear it mate, its just fucking shitty of people who do this sort of stuff, hope you get it back or atleast find out who did it and bum gun fuck em
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[tbourner]

Yeah you're better off just getting an Anatolian Shepherd dog and putting up a 'beware of dog' sign, then when the cunts get ripped to shreds the worst that could happen is your dog gets PTS.
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Trev, now a biker?
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[HJM]

Guns not gonna help in the slightest in the UK, you will be blamed regardless. As said above, a man shot 2 people running Out of his property with his belongings and got done up the bum by the law!


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[EazyDuz]

Why do thieves target 125s so much?
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[recman]

[anthony_r6]

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[EazyDuz]

Fair enough, are there any stats of motorbike thefts from 2011?
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[Sako]

[pendulum]

My old man got a shotgun with license decades ago, for self defence as he was a coin dealer, he had no sporting use for it at all, he was honest why he wanted it, the copper said whatever you do don't shoot the bastard in the back and make sure you say he came at you how things have changed!
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[Benno]

FAC isn't worth it mate, honestly the paperwork and bureaucracy you have to go through is a nightmare. Just get a shotgun certificate, buy a nice shotgun, and keep that in the house. DO NOT say you want it for self defence. Put "Sport" as your reason for having it (the form states that "sport" is a legitimate reason for owning a shotgun).

With shotguns, everybody has a right to own one, it is the police's job to test you for why you should not be allowed one rather than testing to see why you should be allowed one.

[Rogerborg]

Damn, sorry to hear that.

If it's off the road, how did they know it was there? Sounds like local knowledge, career thieves are lazy scum who will nick things from next door rather than go 5 minutes out of their way.

Ask the neighbours if they heard anything - if they heard the door being forced but no van, then you're looking for scrotes round the corner.

They're also stupid enough to just advertise your bike on Gumtree or on the personals down the local Tesco straight away.

The shotgun fantasy is very tempting, but in the meantime, any Blunt Object will do much the same job with far less chance of making you the villain.
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[Cheeseybeaner]

[tbourner]

[Raffles]

[Cheeseybeaner]

[GrumpyGuts]

If somebody stole my bike they wouldn't get far, the gearbox being N > 1 2 3 4, they wouldn't know how the fuck it works!
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Theory test passed - 09/02/2012 >>>> Module 1 passed 24/07/2012 >>>> Module 2 passed 24/10/2012

[stevo as b4]

Compared to the firearms issue, where does the law stand with regard to severity if you have electrification of a fence or gate in front of the property. Assuming you have warning notices positioned before the building entrance etc?

And also what about inside a locked building like a garage? If you had some form of live electric security inside say a garage, that could only cause harm or death after a thief had forced entry into a locked building, does that change anything? There are lots of people that have dodgy old out of date and non regulation wiring or badly connected appliences etc that could be deadly?

[Timmeh]

I know someone that has a halfrauds 'battery charger' connected to their bike that actually runs 240v through the chassis.

Obviously you need to modify your bike before attempting to do this!
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[Raffles]

[janner_10]

I think he knows someone that tell lies, especially if the chassis is the ground!!
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