WTF is Christian Grey?

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& why does my missus keep comparing me to him?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty_Shades_of_Grey
Odd, the receptionist here was just talking about that book

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Nexus Icon · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Aug 2010 Karma :

Sounds like the world's blandest colour to me.
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Slacker24seve... · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 May 2010 Karma :

Allow me to explain:

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/men-puzzled-by-porn-that-you-read-2012061931006
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Women have been reding porn for years, they have just been good at hiding it. Have you read a Mills & Boon book Shocked

My mother used to read them on the beach while we played. Shocked

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I heard about this at work today...enough to make me sick of hearing it. Rolling Eyes

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scorps · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Karma :

I maybe need therapy, I hate a good story being ruined by gratuitous sex sagas being bunged in, i'm not particularly interested in reading about Raoul thrusting his throbbing manhood into hot sticky honey pots, likewise i hate when some bird in a good war film gives the doe eyes..
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My GF is obsessed with this too, read all three books in under a week...that was a horny week Laughing

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which is a bit rich when you consider the male RTFM rule when women ask about something of a technical nature Tut Tut

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Thing is, I love erotica, pictures that aren't pron but are sort of saucy, old lithographic stuff, shunga, etc., and written erotica has always made me "ready for action" equally as easily as watching pervy films BUT ... I kind of wore myself out reading Henry Miller*/Anais Nin/[some]de Sade/Fanny Hill etc etc when I was younger, and so now most saucy writing simply is just More of the Same.

But it has its merits, and for the sake of research, I might have to read this Wots-his-name Grey stuff, and see how it matches up Laughing

I just get put off by a heroine called Anastasia, though, ffs, couldnt the author have used a normal name, like Kate or Bronwyn or something Rolling Eyes

*although strangely still not (yet) Tropic of Cancer/Capricorn
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

LOL, what: tits like the bird or tits like the bazongas?
... still, its more fuckin normal than Anastasia, ffs Rolling Eyes

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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

There's nothing wrong with white tits, IMHO.

The expression "plump white bosom" is perhaps a little more emotive.
e.g., "When Galahad came across Guinevere's plump white bosom ...

... he wondered why his jizz was barely visible".

See.
Works much better than just plain old "white tits"
Cool

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My wife is on the second book in this trilogy and we are having the best sex we have had in years lol Curiousity got the better of me and i decided to read a bit of the first book to see just wtf was going on, i can see why it gets women going for sure.
Womans largest sexual organ is their brain and after being married for a few years men probably tend to forget that (i did)!
All i can say is these books seem to get women all worked up and thats a good thing as far as im concerned, im sure as hell going to make the most of it for sure!!!
Buy this trilogy for wives and girlfriends and enjoy! Even better still read them aswell....
I have all 3 books in pdf if anyone wants them. Thumbs Up

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