Rider

[hellbound]

If you were a performing artist and could have a rider, what would be on it?


would you be sensible or completely ridiculous?
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[Bendy]

Obligatory link to Iggy Pop's rider.

[The999Kid]

My current Rider is as follows

1 x cordless mic
1x corded mic as backup
2 x amp
1x CD player/MP3 connective device

2x bottles of water

End of rider
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

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[Flip]

Carlsberg Export.
Amber Leaf.
Large breasted groupie(s) with no morals. The sort of girl(s) that would let me piss on her (their) tits after wiping my dick and before telling her (them) to fuck off. And do the same thing to the same girl (girls) for a week before ordering new ones.

And a piano, so when I'm pissed I can play it with my face.

[KLR600]

The artist ends up paying for it all anyway so I'd just have what I needed. Food and drinks for the band and crew and a list of local skate parks for if I had any free time.
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[DrDonnyBrago]

Noise cancelling headphones.

A room with a window.

[Ariel Badger]

Coke
Whore
Chillis
Viagra
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[keggyhander]

[mistergixer]

[D O G]

[smegballs]

[Matt B]

Bunny rabbits, puppies, and kittens, Cristal champagne and a box of bendy straws...
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[Suntan Sid]

Heard it on t' wireless, a while back, that the real reason that, bizarre, "riders", (only blue M&M's etc), are inserted into contracts, is to ensure that the contracts have actually been read fully and understood.
So, if your bathtub full of Alphabetti Spaghetti, containg only letter "P's", is not awaiting you in the green room, you know that the contract has not been thouroughly perused!
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