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PostPosted: 17:46 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: What would your last meal be? Reply with quote

Reading the Texan death row thread https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=249973
It got me thinking what would your last meal be Very Happy for me it would have to be 15" meat feast pizza large fries chocolate ice cream and a ltr of coke Razz

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PostPosted: 17:50 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thing is if you order a pizza, it could be total shit. You need to specify who makes it as well.

I would probably have some really nice big steak and chips.
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

A vat of of Sag Aloo and 10 bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale. They'll be scrubbing the execution chamber for weeks.
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Artist wrote:
Thing is if you order a pizza, it could be total shit. You need to specify who makes it as well.

I would probably have some really nice big steak and chips.


Very true would order one from my local pizza place all home made by a proper Italian pizza cheif Mr. Green .I rarely eat junk food so id treat myself
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pussy.
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheese on toast but the cheese has to be from the moon.
Should buy me some time.
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd ask for something that takes a very long time to cook.
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PostPosted: 17:56 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

qb78 wrote:
Cheese on toast but the cheese has to be from the moon.
Should buy me some time.


I'd expect that you would end up with cheese from the wardens helmet if you made that request Sick
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

mixed meat madras, and a few ciders.

That, or steak.
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
A vat of of Sag Aloo and 10 bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale. They'll be scrubbing the execution chamber for weeks.


You tend not to be allowed alcohol. Still, good idea.
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chinese king prawn curry, fried rice, pancake roll and prawn crackers.
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

probably home made roast potatoes, gravy & mint sauce, and a couple of cans of lilt.....also ask to throw in a bit of Fugu, gonna die anyway so might aswell take the risk
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wicked Zinger meal from KFC (but I'd ask for like 10 of those hot wing things) and some Irn-Bru.
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The antidote to whatever poison it is they intended to inject me with Thumbs Up .


Failing that, KFC and a bottle of expensive single malt.


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PostPosted: 19:34 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chateaubriand cooked to a perfect rare, won't share it though like you do in restaurants, I'll have the lot to myself.
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ben-B wrote:
Chateaubriand cooked to a perfect rare, won't share it though like you do in restaurants, I'll have the lot to myself.


I just had an orgasm in my mouth.

Pub I used to work at did these once a month on steak nights. £35 for a couple to share one. Had one left over so I had it. FUCKING AMAZING.
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PostPosted: 20:05 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

my granmothers home made stew Laughing

she has been dead ten years so good luck getting it
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, I guess it would depend entirely on how much time after eating they'd give me before killing me... Exclamation

I would choose foods like stone-baked thin crust roasted veggie pizza, and raspberry pavlova and plain muller yoghurt and mint choc chip ice-cream and tiramisu and chocolate eclairs with fresh cream. Hot chocolate with marshmallows.

If they didn't kill me in 20mins I would probably explode (a bit like Mr Creosote from Monty Python's Meaning of Life) from eating all the things I am allergic too... Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
A vat of of Sag Aloo and 10 bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale. They'll be scrubbing the execution chamber for weeks.

I was going for Saag Aloo as well but my version not Mrs Parveen's from next door as she does not use enough chillis but she can make me the chupaties. I would start with English asparagus in butter with black pepper and garlic and wash it down with a bottle of Krug.
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do Do stew please ...
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Angel Delight dripping of a nice tidy naked females Toot... Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joely Richardson's left tit Very Happy
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PostPosted: 23:48 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pete. wrote:
Joely Richardson's left tit Very Happy


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PostPosted: 23:57 - 13 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

a half litre cocktail of ex-lax, epicac and diazepam

ill die in my cell away from public view thanks Wink
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PostPosted: 00:03 - 14 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thin base pepperoni pizza, topped with a slightly seated 2", steak topped with lamb madras topped with a "Hey, I is a educamacated white guy!" appeal.
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