The BBQ Shits

carb0n · Trackday Trickster Joined: 23 Mar 2012 Karma :

so who else has the BBQ shits....

Pol Anorl · Banned Joined: 13 Apr 2010 Karma :

i am suffering got woken up about 5 ish with chronic shit pain followed by a good half hour on the toilet singing to jesus for some relief
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Alpha-9 · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Jan 2012 Karma :

Had a nice dump this morning, no ass-explosions here though

But we did cook our food on a fire hot enough to melt glass Wink

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nowhere.elysium · The Pork Lord Joined: 02 Mar 2009 Karma :

What a pair of poofs. Uncooked meat gave you the shits? Best turn in your man credentials now, then.
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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

The 'meat' looked more like chocolate bars from what I saw. Hard and dark coloured on the outside, soft and gooey in the middle...
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Poseidon · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Aug 2008 Karma :

Sunday morning I managed to make a deposit in the campsite pan. The urge came on strong and it took a lot of puffing and panting. It was far too big for the aperture nature provided, but it worked itself free in the end. All is well now though.

It should be renamed the BCF Atkin's Diet Weekend!
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GhostRider · World Chat Champion Joined: 31 Jan 2008 Karma :

No gravy train coming from my arse, however I now believe someone slaughtered the horse and cooked that, as it is the only possible explanation for the stench that was being emitted from my hoop yesterday, you could practically chew the air.

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Alpha-9 · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Jan 2012 Karma :

+1 to carcinogenic gas emissions though

I farted about half hour ago into this chair and just stood up Shocked

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P.addy · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

Nah, nothing bad from me Mr. Green

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CaNsA · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Jan 2008 Karma :

All good here, so far. Thumbs Up

Suntan Sid · World Chat Champion Joined: 07 May 2009 Karma :

Nowt here out of the ordinary, and we went out for a post BBQ curry last night! Cool

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Hetzer · Super Spammer Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Karma :

All I had to eat was a chicken-slice (Ginsters), a sausage-roll (Ginsters) and a couple of those pepprami hot sausages (A Bit of an Animal). Do not trust food cooked by people barely able to stand. Laughing

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Walloper · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

What???
Someone ate the food at a BCF BBQ???

Mwah ha ha ha ha......

One must stick to alcohol at BBQs food is for wimin and children.
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CarlosCBR · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Mar 2010 Karma :

Must make a note to try attend next years, sounds bloody hilarious!
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Dilyan · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Nov 2010 Karma :

Don't tend to hold anything nasty in me ... Nothing unusual; I had the cremated sausages - surprised a had a shit at all ...

Me, Timmmay and Killa (+1) had the first tasteS from the fire BBQ carousel, yum yum. Whoever brought the bbq sauce (here comes the irony) is a genius!

https://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z451/SV_KB/DSC_2123.jpg

BUT THEN I DID THIS:

https://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z451/SV_KB/DSC_2143.jpg

AND TOTALLY FORGOT THERE WAS SOMETHING COOKING Smile

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Wave2k · G's Stalker Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Karma :

IVe always found its better not to eat food at BCF events Razz

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Mac_Black · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2007 Karma :

The only shits I had were in my head..
It was absolutely banging when I woke up and emerged completely blurry eyed and shivering muchly from my tent at half eight.. I gathered my food (half singed from the prior nights explosions) then promptly lost it (some fucker either accidentally binned it or had themselves a good lunch meal) and then retired back to my tent to die when I realised I had lost my phone.. Big thanks to whoever discovered it and left it on Virus's bike, a legend that man/miss!

Cheers,
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Irezumi aka Reuben · Carrot Top Joined: 28 Sep 2004 Karma :