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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 31 Jul 2012    Post subject: An antisocial hypothetical situation but........... Reply with quote

.........Which cute but insuferably annoying celeb babe would you have fall off your pillion at 70 MPH?

My No1 is Zooey (who's that girl bouncing down the dual carreigeway) Deschanel.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 31 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carly Rae Jepsen. Call me maybe? Nope.
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 31 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kingstondavo wrote:
Carly Rae Jepsen. Call me maybe? Nope.


isnt she the bird who got filmed giving head ?

anyway , id chuck of all those overhyped autotuned tween twits.
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PostPosted: 23:43 - 31 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tommon wrote:
id chuck of all those overhyped autotuned tween twits.

You're going to need a bigger bike.

Scarlett Johansson. She's got lifeless eyes. Green eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

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PostPosted: 23:52 - 31 Jul 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

also , add anyone from pointless shows such as That essex shit and geordie shore etc ... were gunna' need a hell of a lot of bikes
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PostPosted: 03:08 - 01 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's got to be Paris Hilton, but I'd try to get to warp speed first Laughing

Edit - just remembered the cute bit, but I'd probably still start with her
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PostPosted: 04:07 - 01 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tommon wrote:
Kingstondavo wrote:
Carly Rae Jepsen. Call me maybe? Nope.


isnt she the bird who got filmed giving head ?

anyway , id chuck of all those overhyped autotuned tween twits.


No, that's Tulisa from N-Dubz or whatever their chavvy name was.
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PostPosted: 08:03 - 01 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think they both Did to be honest, seems to be the go to PR stunt these days...
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PostPosted: 10:27 - 01 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, I posted a link of Carly Rae Jepsons sextape in the random banter thread.

She denies it's her though.

Looks like her IMO
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 01 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some seems to have removed the p from her middle name Thinking

Cute and annoying?
Cheryl cole except scousers (or wherever the fuck shes from) are never cute


Holly Willoughby
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although I wouldn't throw her off because Wub Wub Wub
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PostPosted: 11:26 - 01 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly's fit as fuck!
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PostPosted: 12:47 - 01 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would have to be Rhiannon Fish, aka April Scott off home and away, although "Celeb" might be stretching it a bit for a home and away "actress".

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PostPosted: 13:23 - 01 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snikks - wouldn't recommend this one, that bikini would make cagers think some newfangled road marking for speed bumps had been invented Exclamation
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PostPosted: 14:28 - 01 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Razz

https://hollywilloughby.fansiter.com/pictures/ice-creem.jpg

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PostPosted: 01:07 - 05 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well ice-cream is ruined for me now that it's been represented as cold jizz Sick Laughing

As for off the back. . .i don't watch any of the celeb/wannabe celeb things, get any of the mags or watch anything involving orange slags so i couldn't possibly choose just one of them.

So, it'd have to be Tom Cruise. I can't stand him. I haven't watched any interviews etc and he may well be very nice (if a bit mental), but right from the get go (Top Gun) something about him just makes me want to hit him in the face with a doorstop. I've no idea what it is tho Confused
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PostPosted: 01:16 - 05 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

For 30 years people have wanted to punch Tom Cruise but he's protected by Scientolagists, also he rides a cool bike in Top Gun. Smile
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PostPosted: 02:00 - 05 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Tommon wrote:
id chuck of all those overhyped autotuned tween twits.

You're going to need a bigger bike.

Scarlett Johansson. She's got lifeless eyes. Green eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

https://i45.tinypic.com/2na5lat.jpg
Shocked

I'm gonna be following close behind to give her a helping hand up!

My choice would be just about any female comedian (or comedienne). Women can be funny. Female comics cannot.
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 05 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

if by cute, you meant fake, and by annoying, you meant 'So fucking frustrating she makes me want to stick forks in my eyes every time she appears on tv' - its gotta be Katie Price.

followed closely by lindsay lohan - she was once upon a time cute. no more.


think its possible to build a minibus styled trike? without a roof and some ejector seats?

i'll enter the dragons den and find out!
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PostPosted: 15:56 - 05 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

this celeb isnt cute by ANY means,

but i think seeing them fall of the pillion at 70 mphs would be worth carrying them for the time it takes to get to said speed and make sure theres an articulate lorry right behind you

justin beiber.

lets face it, how many of us would enjoy throwing that little twerp out of a plan with no 'chute?
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 05 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Usually_Wrong wrote:
this celeb isnt cute by ANY means,

but i think seeing them fall of the pillion at 70 mphs would be worth carrying them for the time it takes to get to said speed and make sure theres an articulate lorry right behind you

justin beiber.

lets face it, how many of us would enjoy throwing that little twerp out of a plan with no 'chute?



I was considering mentioning this. but to be fair, i would have slit his throat before he could mount the bike/board the plane..

good image though! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 03:13 - 06 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

BravoCharlie wrote:
I was considering mentioning this. but to be fair, i would have slit his throat before he could mount the bike/board the plane..

good image though! Thumbs Up


lol i thought that but then thought to myself, "watching the fear on his face as he disappeared under the wheels of a nice big articulate and watching the mangled corpes rolling along the road as it comes out the rear or sides would be much more satisfying knowing it would most likely be more painful than a cut throat and more terrifying too"

sick? twisted? maybe even a little sadistic?

yeah so? whats ur point? its justin beiber! lol

edit: just realised, i could probably do alot worse to the guy if he DARED to start "singing" that baby baby song or w/e the hell it was called lol
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PostPosted: 04:07 - 06 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have no idea who you are all talking about!
I recognize two names, and could put a face to one of them!
Maybe its because I don't have a telly!
Now I remember WHY I don't have a telly!
There you go!
Put telly on pillion, get up to 70 infront of polish Artic on the motorway; give telly shove, and ditch the lot of them in one fell swoop!
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PostPosted: 08:01 - 06 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I couldn't agree with you more on that one Mike, it's got to be the singularly most disagreeable invention of the 20th century.
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PostPosted: 09:13 - 06 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

all of those TOWIE cunts, especially that fatpig blond one
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PostPosted: 13:56 - 06 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Male - Russell Brand
Female - Fern Britton
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