Ever been chased by the police

[Flemy]

and thought fuck it?

guess it would be pretty easy to filter through heavy traffic and use the power available to you to accelerate away from the lights, leaving them still struggling to get through.

I also bet it would really dent your pride trying to pull someone over because they filtered past, you shit your pants because you didn't check your mirrors then you tried to do the mr. Big with your flashy light but, you end up looking like a knob stuck behind a KA and a bin wagon whose driver is shouting "Go Go Go!!" to the fella you're after.

Knobhead.

Obviously a rhetorical question with a bit of a story to help you think about what you'd do.
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[MaybeGuy]

I don't think they try too hard to get bikes, and if they don't get your plate then you've got away with it.
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[lllN30lll]

Nope never.


They normally just knock on my door.
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[titan666]

not allot of point!

They allways catch you in the end!

you'd be watching shitty eastenders and hear a large knock at your door.
might aswell take the shot up the arse before that,it would really spoil the enjoyment of watching some shit because the misses wants to watch something INTERESTING!
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[killa]

Never had the chance, i've either gone past them faster than they can be bothered with or they've caught me in some town centre.
I did once pull into a drive way late at night on my Aprilla RX50 and switched the lights off, they sped past.
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[chris-red]

A couple of times only if I'm certain they haven't seen my plate and if I am caught I can blag I didn't see them.
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[Andy_Pagin]

Plod sees a bike do a very fast overtake and then slow back to the limit he's not going to waste time over it.

Bike going the clappers through traffic way over the limit with no sign of letting up then they'll have you one way or the other.
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[Joncrete Cungle]

Once when I was younger and a bit more foolish, luckily I escaped without killing many kittens or myself.

[Alpha-9]

They only need to get your plates and your fucked, so it'd be pretty dumb.


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[stinkwheel]

I have, but not deliberately. It would appear they were trying very hard to catch me too by the speed they went past the end of the side road I'd just parked up in.

I have had a discussion with a traffic copper about how the first thing people on a bike do when they notice the traffic car behind them is look down at their clocks. He was of the oppinion that they are looking at their speedo to see how much trouble they're in.

I suggested that a fair percentage of them might actually be checking their fuel guage to see if it's worth doing a runner. He simply didn't get this. I explained that the first thing that goes through my head when I see a copper behind me is "Do I stop?". Simply did not compute.

EDIT: I've hidden from one in traffic before having done the whole top-gun thing where you hammer on the brakes and pull across at the last second leaving him to "fly right by". It's very difficult to safely get back behind someone on a motorway when you're in front of them and they want to keep you there. Especially when you start slotting inbetween wagons.
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[EazyDuz]

but if you do that they would have got your plates already...
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[Dave70]

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[Teflon-Mike]

I'd comment, but G would only try and twist my comments to imply hypocracy!

All I'll say is, if you don't have ANY 'plate'... then they HAVE to catch you.......
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[Ayrton]

It would be easy to get away from them. But they would have noted down your plate imediatly.

[Jayy]

A few times had the blues and twos go on and I've been far enough away or known they couldn't have seen my plate and just opened it up and gunned off.

If I think / know they've made my plate, might as well just pull over depending on the situation.

However, if I was doing something stupid, like 130 down a motorway and I saw a copper parked up and didn't have time to slow down, I would just carry on and try and loose them. I wouldn't care if they had my plate or not, you're getting bummed at them speeds anyway so if there's a possibility of getting away and denying you know who was riding, I would rather be prosecuted for failing to identify the rider and take 6 points and the £1000 fine.

[Hetzer]

Funnily enough I got flashed by a cop car yesterday, presumably because I went into a corner hanging off. Needless to say I nailed it, not because I'd done anything wrong but because I didn't fancy having my time wasted by some badged twat trying to tell me a lean-angle greater than 20 degrees constituted "without due care". With a lecture about wearing jeans on a bike.
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[Matt-]

if it's seriously dangerous they will chase and they will get you,

some not saying all of them have camera's in the front and some even have camera's in the rear, in New Zealand they can even catch you for speeding coming towards you, you have to be very careful now day's what with technology getting forever better

in some way's it's bad, in some way's it's very good, because some people who drive & ride shouldn't be on the road.

if your on back road's it's easier to get away as i have had a close call once but don't think he actually started chasing, i think he just followed me.

Velcro number plate's are the best though, i have seen a couple of people use them

to be honest though most of the boy's in blue can't be bothered to do the paperwork !
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[Alpha-9]

Don't police cars have those cameras on the front also?

So they could just give up and look at the footage afterwards...
This is a dangerous thread, hope noone get's pulled and thinks "fuck it i'm gonna run! BCF will love this!"
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[mad4it028]

when i was younger some 20 years ago i was on my super powerfull gamma 125 i was young n clueless and knew nothing on the road could keep up with my stan stevens tuned rg125, so one night im doing 50 in a 40 rover fast back comes up behind siren n lights going i pulled over to side to let him past but he slowed up behind me shit so i sat there waited for them to get out car and come towards me then blasted of safe in the knollage nothing could beat my bike 5 mins later the fast back caught me up blocked the road n i was in a cell lol
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[Blau Zedong]

I know someone who used to do runners on an almost weekly basis when going to work at silly o'clock on his 350 YPVS. It got to the point where the rozzers ended up waiting for him in a Mad Max stylee. Never got caught but he did nearly bin it big style trying to escape and had a few months in the car after that. I wouldn't even think about doing it in these days of ANPR and helicopters.
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[Kradmelder]

About 6 months ago I was coming over the Soutpansberg and was going through Venda (a black homeland). Some black cop jumped out and pointed me over but i kept going and 100 m down the road just gave maedchen my KTM her head and we shot off and onto the next gravel road. I had done nothing so knew the cop just wanted a bribe, so he wasnt going to post a fine since he didnt catch me speeding or anything.

A month later I did stop as to shoot past the cop I would have had to lane split between oncoming traffic. That would leave me open to recklessness on a national road. I wasnt speeding, so the black cop tried to get me to pay up for the amber filter on my headlight. I referred him to the section of the traffic act about colour of lights which allows amber, yellow or white, as long as all the same colour. he said it is friday, why cant I be nice, in other words slip him a few bucks, but i told him no, I want the fine so I can see him in court for issueing an illegal fine. After seeing I wasnt going to cough up and there no faults with my bike or licence, he said can he take pics next to my bike, I said OK, and then he let me go.

Corrupt bastards.
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