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mistergixer
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 Posted: 11:24 - 13 Aug 2012  Post subject: In Wales yesterday.... |
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Having just fitted a new exhaust and a carbon (look) bonnet to my classic F plate Ford, I took it out for a test drive.
I noticed a tourist swerving around all over the place on his motorbike, scaring kittens and the like.
I was running late and was on my way to hear my local male voice choir sing, with the added bonus of as much laver bread and cockles as I could eat. I was also sporting my best Welsh national rugby shirt.
Despite being keen to make good progress to the event, I wanted to help out the motorcyclist by pointing out to him that he wasn't on the north-circular anymore, and that his chain looked slack.
Imagine my surprise when he pulled to a complete stop, got off his bike, and gave me a load of verbal. Isn't it?
I calmly remained in my classic Ford, and let him feel like a big man, venting his spleen on someone who'd been trying to do him a favour. He didn't notice the handgun I keep in the car, so I let him waffle on, blissfully unaware of how close he was to the last seconds of his life. Maybe the next countryman he carves up won't be as tolerant as me, and won't be delayed when there's a choir on.
Bladdy tourists. Loverly look here boy, etc.
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Posted: 11:52 - 13 Aug 2012  Post subject: |
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inb4 brool story co etc.
He'll be his own downfall, don't you worry.
Me calls bollocks, handguns are super illegal, no?
Least we've got it in print should the popos come snooping 
...Wait am I being slow again?  Is this a spoof? 
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Posted: 18:21 - 13 Aug 2012  Post subject: Re: In Wales yesterday.... |
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| mistergixer wrote: | Having just fitted a new exhaust and a carbon (look) bonnet to my classic F plate Ford, I took it out for a test drive.
I noticed a tourist swerving around all over the place on his motorbike, scaring kittens and the like.
I was running late and was on my way to hear my local male voice choir sing, with the added bonus of as much laver bread and cockles as I could eat. I was also sporting my best Welsh national rugby shirt.
Despite being keen to make good progress to the event, I wanted to help out the motorcyclist by pointing out to him that he wasn't on the north-circular anymore, and that his chain looked slack.
Imagine my surprise when he pulled to a complete stop, got off his bike, and gave me a load of verbal. Isn't it?
I calmly remained in my classic Ford, and let him feel like a big man, venting his spleen on someone who'd been trying to do him a favour. He didn't notice the handgun I keep in the car, so I let him waffle on, blissfully unaware of how close he was to the last seconds of his life. Maybe the next countryman he carves up won't be as tolerant as me, and won't be delayed when there's a choir on.
Bladdy tourists. Loverly look here boy, etc. |
. . . .prior to this my day had been lush. I'd found a slightly damaged sheep on a corner with only a few tyre tracks up it and a bit of yellow paint and motorbike in it's wool. Tidy!
I had it jammed under the steering column at the time and all the motorbike palaver nearly put me off my stride. Any more and i would have had to take my cock out of it altogether in order to exit my car and tell him he was banned for life from our choir recitals 
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Posted: 09:05 - 14 Aug 2012  Post subject: Re: In Wales yesterday.... |
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| mistergixer wrote: | Isn't it? |
No one actually says this.
| mistergixer wrote: | Bladdy tourists. |
And this is Australian.
The rest is bang on. 
When I read sickpup's bit about a short, fat bloke in a Welsh rugby shirt, I thought "That's about 93% of the population..."
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