Laying slags, which Johnny-bags

[fatpies]

In a perfect world no condoms would be nice.

Unfortunately in this harsh world of super STDs, pramfaced slags, and the CSA it is wise to bag up. Lest you get an 18 year sentence pillaging yer pocket.

So what do you use to y'know bag up? When you get into some Alan Whickers?

From the std ones you whisk off the shelf, which you can't feel a damned thing I settled on

I used to use Sagami Original 0.02 20 microns thick which felt like it wasn't there. Except they tended to break way too easy. So were pretty much useless.

In fact all the 0.02s tend to break easy.

So I now use Okomoto 0.03s which so far touch wood have gone through many uses but remained intact in any hole.


Expensive but cheaper than the CSA by a long way.

So whats your Johnny-bag for a slapper?
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"It's easy to attack and destroy an act of creation. It's a lot more difficult to perform one"

[EazyDuz]

Condoms are for pussies.



Wait wut?

Alternatives:

1. PIITB
2. Pull out and jizz on her face
3. Pull out and jizz in her mouth
4. Pull out and jizz on her tits
5. Jizz inside, wait 2 weeks and punch her hard and firm in the ovaries
6. Watch porn instead, what ya gonna do get your hand pregnant?
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To shreds you say? Tss tss tss

[Robby]

Ha, contraception.

An awful lot of people out there think I'm called Geoff, and more than one cab driver will have received text messages or calls that were meant to go to Geoff. Never use a fake number, always use someone else's number.

[cornish]

and they say romance is dead

I'm kidding, it's very sensible. Girls and boys seem to behave equally badly these days you're wise to be careful.


Edit: I'll qualify that statement before anyone thinks i'm being jaded. When my friend was pregnant with their 3rd child some bird she knew asked her to wee on a pregnancy test for her. She refused obviously, but i shudder to think what the devious cow wanted a positive pregnancy test for
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smile and be happy. . . .it gets right on everyone's tits!

[oldpink]

get married, have kids, then sex is just a memory of a past life
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I have become comfortably numb

Theory & hazard 24-may 2016, CBT 8th June 2016, MOD 1 2nd Aug 2016 Mod 2 2nd-Nov 2016 - Current bike CBR 600 RR

[Skudd]

What is sex?
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[oldpink]

[Skudd]

[Joenitro]

Up the bum no harm done

[oldpink]

same thing
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I have become comfortably numb

Theory & hazard 24-may 2016, CBT 8th June 2016, MOD 1 2nd Aug 2016 Mod 2 2nd-Nov 2016 - Current bike CBR 600 RR

[Louise]

[bikertomm]

[Ol]

[Skudd]

I have found out what SEX is, It is what potatoes come in down Essex way.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[pinkyfloyd]

As Snr said. When your married and pop out a kid sex is something tht happens to other people.
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Alpha-9]

I wear ribbed condoms inside out
Ribbed for MY pleasure.


In all seriousness though, has anyone any experience with femidoms?
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Fzr-600 1999

[Marmalade]

[Alpha-9]

urdoinitrong.jpg

What about mooncups?

I was in a bar with a load of girls and they all got out their mooncups and showed them to each other and chewed on them and shit

https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTOg0gz_NnJJTNgGrnfs8LNoadOQSEOaTWdbq8-UgjDsWfwKYjy-YOMAJSQ
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Fzr-600 1999

[Kradmelder]

Dont they have a mouth?
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2011 KTM 990 Dakar
2009 BMW 1200 GS

[J0Al1]

[Tarmacsurfer]

[Alpha-9]

[Kradmelder]

[J0Al1]

[P.addy]