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oldpink
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 22 Aug 2012    Post subject: Feeling ill, have some one kick you in the face Reply with quote

this guy is just a thug using "God" to assault people and charge them for the privilege

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A controversial Canadian preacher, who claims he can cure illness by kicking people in the face, has been refused entry to the UK, the Home Office has confirmed.

Todd Bentley describes himself as a "healing evangelist, revivalist, and author" and is based in the US.

He had been invited to preach at Portadown Christian Centre, County Armagh, next month.

However, local clergy had raised concerns with his unorthodox methods.

These are said to include choking people and pushing them over.

A Home Office spokesperson said: "We can confirm that Mr Bentley has been excluded from the UK."


Thank F*** they refused him entry
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 22 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Most of these religious faith healer types just use hypnosis. If you've ever seen a videos of em it's just a demonstration of pure mass hypnosis, religious belief being the perfect vehicle to use. I know shock inductions work but a kick in the face is just a bit OTT
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 22 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

hes cleansing the gene pool. Let him in. Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:07 - 23 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThoughtControl wrote:
Most of these religious faith healer types just use hypnosis. If you've ever seen a videos of em it's just a demonstration of pure mass hypnosis, religious belief being the perfect vehicle to use. I know shock inductions work but a kick in the face is just a bit OTT


I grew up being baby sat on Sundays by my grandmother who did this faith healing business. It's amazing how many people she can drop to the ground. They spaz out like they are being electricuted!! Quite funny to watch.

Quite powerfull stuff if you believe in it. However i'm sure you could have the same reaction from having total faith in spam being the god almighty!
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PostPosted: 12:32 - 23 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bubbs wrote:
I grew up being baby sat on Sundays by my grandmother who did this faith healing business. It's amazing how many people she can drop to the ground. They spaz out like they are being electricuted!! Quite funny to watch.

Quite powerfull stuff if you believe in it. However i'm sure you could have the same reaction from having total faith in spam being the god almighty!


Mesmer used to drop people just by touching them with a magnetised iron rod. He got the idea after seeing a sideshow do the same thing. The sideshow like modern stage hypnotists would drop groups by starting off with a shill. Once the others see the suggestion that they'll go out like a light just by the touch of the magic rod they do. Given that they'd gone to the sideshow/mesmer for the expectation that something was going to happen, all the unsuggestable types or intentional disbelievers had already been filtered out. A stage hypnotist has to use suggestability tests to weed out the ones who either won't work, will be too much effort or won't put on a good show.
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 23 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

got hypnotised years ago
ate a raw onion (told me it was an Orange) then I tried to punch him in the face when he took it off me Twisted Evil
to me it was just a blank, and I was VERY sceptical before the show
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PostPosted: 15:30 - 23 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

mysterious_rider wrote:
hes cleansing the gene pool. Let him in. Laughing


only if he was kicking them in the nuts instead
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PostPosted: 08:33 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The guy can convince people to pay him to kick them in the face Laughing .

Sounds like a politician Thumbs Up .
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PostPosted: 08:39 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye, he could teach David Cameron a thing or three..
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was an Indian Sadhu who used to do a similar thing - he lived up a tree, and would occasionally 'bless' people by descending from the tree and kicking then in head.

IIRC, a number of prominent politicians queued up to receive his 'blessing'.

I love a good Sadhu, my faves include Lotan Baba 'The Rolling Saint' - he rolls along the ground in order to promote peace. He's even made it into the Guiness book of records for rolling over 9000 miles. He had a roll over here a while back.

https://www.outlookindia.com/images/photoessays/lotan_baba_india_pakistan_040920.jpg

Another great Sadhu is Baba Hath Khada who (for some unknown reason)has held one arm in the air for over 20 years:

https://pcorcoran.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/righthand4.jpg?w=254
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PostPosted: 13:31 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is a good plan to let him in.

Anyone that believes in this shit gets a kick in the face. I can't see the problem.
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Artist wrote:
It is a good plan to let him in.

Anyone that believes in this shit gets a kick in the face. I can't see the problem.


Perhaps we could follow him round and wait for him to get ill, then grab his wrists and make him punch himself in the face until he gets better. He could be like the little brother i never had Smile
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PostPosted: 14:38 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

mistergixer wrote:
I love a good Sadhu, my faves include Lotan Baba


With Rice or Naan bread? Wink
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 24 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Half rice, half chips.

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