Paddy's grand day out

[J.M.]

Wheelie. Speeding. Dangerous driving. But stopped by the police whilst violating his bike's exhaust with a calypso wrapper.

https://i.imgur.com/ES1sA.jpg

Smile for the camera

https://i.imgur.com/G1EmY.jpg

Now for the fun part. Paddy has 7 days to make it road legal

More pictures later maybe.
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2004 R1 & 2018 XSR900

[_Iain_]

Fack.

Details?? Points? Fines? Section 59?


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Please be aware that the above post may be full of complete nonsense.
Riding: '07 KTM Duke II, Baotian BT49QT-20 Driving: '88 Volvo 340

[waffles]

Whoops!

What needs to be done to make it road legal?
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Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125

[LockyUK]

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[Wave2k]

where was this ?
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Ducati 1299 Panigale
2009 Corvette C6 z51
RS125->CBR400->RXS100->GSXR750K2->Ducati749S->CBR600RR5->TL1000R->DRz400->RSVR1000->Honda VTR SP1->CBR400->GSXR1000K6->Honda H100->CBR600RR3->Ducati1299

[Rogerborg]

There's three more on your seat! We're going to read about this in the Daily Mail, aren't we? "Roaming packs of young bikers, dangerously off their heads on Calypsos..."

Who's Suspect #3 reflected in the visor?
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[bikertomm]

Gutting
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07' Honda Hornet now full powaah! My guide on performing an oil change!

[Clanger]

An ice lolly that may contain MILK NUTS EGGS !!! What!!?!??!
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss

[Moxey]

https://i.imgur.com/G1EmY.jpg

Officer-"Is that is a motorcycle?"

Paddy-"By Jove! I believe it is!"

Hope nothing too serious comes of it
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Current: 02 FZS 1000 & 91 Royal Enfield Bullet 350 Some Bike Pics...
'I was too busy paying attention to pay attention'

[P.addy]

Isle of Wight, sensible nice policemen(!)

Will update when a-face not full of pizza and b-not tired.

[Pol Anorl]

Not good paddington, i suspect zorst and numberplate are areas for their concern?
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20:30:37 Pyro.: I don't sort of like men, I take every advantage to choke on dick.
Jewlio Iglesias: You live in Liverpool - Chances are, the front door has already been kicked off the hinges

[P.addy]

[bikertomm]

Oh dear lord...

Tyres?

Did they see you wheelie / hoon?
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07' Honda Hornet now full powaah! My guide on performing an oil change!

[P.addy]

[TheSmiler]

Paddy what were you thinking,
Everyone knows you put a coke can behind the back wheel for a better sound
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CB125>CG125>GN125>ER5>K100RS>R1100RS>K100RS
A2 completed 23/07/15 Ready for the Golden Crisp Packet

[Polarbear]

I think we should have a caption contest for what the tubby chappy in the yellow bib is saying. The winner gets a calypso which I shall bring to the BCF barbecue.
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Victory Cross Country American tractor.

[Marmalade]

[Knightsy]

[kotachi]

[nowhere.elysium]

[DrDonnyBrago]

Your car is broken.

[Rogerborg]

<Glass House Bricking>
"Oi, look me in the top of the head while I'm talking down at you."
</Glass House Bricking>
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[bikertomm]

I was tempted to photoshop some inappropriate objects onto that last picture.

But computer said no
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07' Honda Hornet now full powaah! My guide on performing an oil change!

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