team name

[Ben.]

as a few of you know I race an r6 at club level, and I'm looking for a team name.
Now we never seem to have much luck with getting on track, I have missed 6 races due to mechanical faults this year, due to blown engines etc. and have missed 2 more due to crashes. Now I haven't crashed that much, most people miss the odd race or two due to the odd crash, but nobody has missed so many due to crashes and mechanical faults.
So has anyone got any idea for an ironic team name.

I was thinking of something along the lines of us never leaving the pits. Any ideas? Winner can have a free ticket to a race / something else like that.
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[Ariel Badger]

Team tickover.
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[MarJay]

Bodge Crash and Fun racing...?

Advantage being its initials...
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[Skudd]

Ooops
So Close
Team.......
No Cigar
Mice and Men
Test Dummy
Pensioners
Dough
Team Thursday
M25
A30
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[Rogerborg]

Pit Fools

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[effit]

Piston Poppers

[Im-a-Ridah]

tech 7 yamaha

[Timbo Foggins]

Norfolk and chance

On any monday

[trevoriv]

[Slacker24seve...]

[DrDonnyBrago]

Pit stop

Feet up

Mechanical apathy

The fat lady sings

Mechanical sympathy

Victory motorcycles

[swampy]

Team 'are sick' ( after the bike... Geddit ?... O, please yerselves)
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[Fisty]

Armchair racing.

Because you have watched most of the races from a chair ?
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[Alpha-9]

Our Sicks Racing Team


lol wtf someone said that already nearly

Well err fuck
Crotch Rockets United

Fantastic Acronym Racing Team
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Fzr-600 1999

[supZ]

[map]

Team Oh Don't Bother.

Team Knackered

Team Bugger It*


Please post final selection


* Bright's Universal Grit, Grime and Effluent Remover, IT dept, obviously
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[Alpha-9]

Team Pit Stink
The Bottomless Pits
The Pitless Bottoms
The Unfathomable Pit Campers of Notre Dam
The Piston Pitstops
The Arse Ixxers
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Fzr-600 1999

[Skudd]

Pit Ponies
Pit fools
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[yaigi]

In the Pits

The Chokers

Seized Stallions

Impeding Doom

Halt. Hammertime.

Stop it and Tidy Up

Killswitch Engaged

Standstill Sally's

Pit Pitchers

Mechanical Meltdown

Exit Strategy

Running Start

Hit the Road Jacks

Jack up Jokers

Initiate Launch Sequence

Pitstop Pioneers

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[Rogerborg]

[Fisty]

Hoof hearted.
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TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[kotachi]

[_Will_]

Go for sponsership - Team Nobcat
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[Redoko]

Team Name.
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