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PostPosted: 02:34 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 04:23 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
The quality of trolling has suffered as well.
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PostPosted: 06:42 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Re: Can see Warps gone Reply with quote
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The quality of threads has gone down hill, and so has the humour.

Anyone know where he is hiding these days?

Bring Warped back!!!!!!!!!one!!!1111oneoneone


You are Warped/Faeries/etc and I claim my £5! Wink
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PostPosted: 08:42 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shocke he has actually gone so long, maybe the whole warehouse/job scandal was actually true then, if so, hope he enjoys signing on lolz
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PostPosted: 08:50 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
i was missing him yesterday following the feeble attempts of a witless warped-wannabe to be 'entertaining' Sad


EDIT: also warped was always very polite and nice to me and never accused me of trolling bus-stops to find a husband Very Happy
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PostPosted: 08:55 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
cornish wrote:
i was missing him yesterday following the feeble attempts of a witless warped-wannabe to be 'entertaining' Sad


EDIT: also warped was always very polite and nice to me and never accused me of trolling bus-stops to find a husband Very Happy


Taxi ranks? Laughing
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In 2012, a crack sky welder was sent to his bedroom by an internets court for a crime he did commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security fish finger factory to the Grimsby underground. Today, still wanted by Youngs, he survives as a throat puncher of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can bullshit you, and if you can find his camera cable, maybe you can hire... the Warped One.
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PostPosted: 09:22 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
cornish wrote:
i was missing him yesterday following the feeble attempts of a witless warped-wannabe to be 'entertaining' Sad


EDIT: also warped was always very polite and nice to me and never accused me of trolling bus-stops to find a husband Very Happy


Taxi ranks? Laughing



LOL! That's why i can never get a taxi. He told them all Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 09:36 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
In 2012, a crack sky welder was sent to his bedroom by an internets court for a crime he did commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security fish finger factory to the Grimsby underground. Today, still wanted by Youngs, he survives as a throat puncher of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can bullshit you, and if you can find his camera cable, maybe you can hire... the Warped One.



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If someone hasn't bought him one of these it's a fooking outrage!


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PostPosted: 14:13 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
The bloke's a cunt. Much like those who replied to his threads.
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bazza wrote:
The bloke's a cunt. Much like those who replied to his threads.

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PostPosted: 16:20 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
bazza wrote:
The bloke's a cunt. Much like those who replied to his threads.


Can;t be quoted enough, I find those who enable him to be far more loathsome than the guy himself. Give-a-fuck-o-meter has it's power off, is your life really that fucking dull?

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is your life really that fucking dull?
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Truthfully mine actually is Embarassed The bike's been off the road for a good while and my mental wellbeing has got a bit wonky. I enjoy all the little curios i can in a feeble attempt to replace the irreplaceable. . . .to save time i shall facepalm myself


*facepalm* Wink
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PostPosted: 16:45 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
GhostRider wrote:
bazza wrote:
The bloke's a cunt. Much like those who replied to his threads.


Can;t be quoted enough, I find those who enable him to be far more loathsome than the guy himself. Give-a-fuck-o-meter has it's power off, is your life really that fucking dull?


Ghost, I found that warped shone a light with every thread, that cheered me up. No matter how shit your day has gone, how shit you think your life is or how fucked up things might seem, they can't be half as bad as warped's. He was the light at the end of the tunnel, the BCF beacon of hope Wink Razz
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
cornish wrote:
GhostRider wrote:
is your life really that fucking dull?
GhostRider



Truthfully mine actually is Embarassed The bike's been off the road for a good while and my mental wellbeing has got a bit wonky. I enjoy all the little curios i can in a feeble attempt to replace the irreplaceable. . . .to save time i shall facepalm myself


*facepalm* Wink


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Get bike on the road
buy ATGATT for little cornish

Put it on a fridge magnet, but make it a huge poster to cover up all the other things Razz
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PostPosted: 16:54 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kradmelder wrote:

Not to self:

Get bike on the road
buy ATGATT for little cornish

Put it on a fridge magnet, but make it a huge poster to cover up all the other things Razz





Lol! He already runs round in my old lid like a mini wrecking ball Laughing

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ThoughtControl wrote:
GhostRider wrote:

Can;t be quoted enough, I find those who enable him to be far more loathsome than the guy himself. Give-a-fuck-o-meter has it's power off, is your life really that fucking dull?


Ghost, I found that warped shone a light with every thread, that cheered me up. No matter how shit your day has gone, how shit you think your life is or how fucked up things might seem, they can't be half as bad as warped's. He was the light at the end of the tunnel, the BCF beacon of hope Wink Razz


No matter how shit the day has gone, how shit or farked up things seem, I get to ride home on a KTM and everything looks brilliant again Mr. Green

Ah...to see the world through a shade of orange...katoooom!
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No matter how shit the day has gone, how shit or farked up things seem, I get to ride home on a KTM and everything looks brilliant again Mr. Green

Ah...to see the world through a shade of orange...katoooom!



Thanks. . .that's not making it worse at all Razz Wink


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PostPosted: 17:25 - 26 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
cornish wrote:
Kradmelder wrote:


No matter how shit the day has gone, how shit or farked up things seem, I get to ride home on a KTM and everything looks brilliant again Mr. Green

Ah...to see the world through a shade of orange...katoooom!



Thanks. . .that's not making it worse at all Razz Wink


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Well you can come pillion and be infected with the Orange Fever Mr. Green

I heard these cornish birds can carry you to your bike so you dont get your feet wet Razz
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For those of you that miss him, I think I might have just found a video of him in action!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c50QLptkykM&feature=related

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PostPosted: 13:36 - 27 Aug 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
It has all the markings of a warped post so guess what? Its a warped post.
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The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
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