Arseholes

Andy_Pagin · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Nov 2010 Karma :

So why is it that when for instance you ride over a manhole cover on a bend and the back wheel kicks out horribly - the first part of your body to react is the arsehole?

It's like your survival instinct says to itself

OMG Shocked

we're in mortal danger, what shall we do first, tell the arms to steer into the skid to compensate?, get the pelvis to adjust the lean and keep up upright? Noo well slam the sphincter shut first! Rolling Eyes

I think evolution fucked up somewhere along the line.
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symonh2000 · Crazy Courier Joined: 20 Feb 2005 Karma :

Lol,

It is to stop you drawing in your pants with a big brown crayon.
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Pol Anorl · Banned Joined: 13 Apr 2010 Karma :

Well if your going to come off id rather not have my stuff cut off and have shit dripping down my legs lol, this thread made me lol lots.
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Rogerborg · nimbA Joined: 26 Oct 2010 Karma :

Or... up-the-Gary rape ambushes were a big issue on the Pleistocene savannah. I'm just saying, being eaten by a wolf isn't necessarily the worst thing that can happen.
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WetAndCold · Scooby Slapper Joined: 21 May 2011 Karma :

You've never watched deliverance?...
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DrDonnyBrago · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Jan 2010 Karma :

Shitting one's self is a reflex for certain animals at the sight of impending mortal danger. Deer for instance shit themselves when spooked, think the idea is that some predators might go for the most deer smelling part first giving the deer a slight head start.

As for humans, maybe the first part of shitting thyself in fear is a pucker up, maybe it is a tightening the pelvic floor muscle type response to pull your balls closer to protect them from damage or maybe shitting ourselves in fear was evolutionary detrimental so we pucker up to prevent it.

Tis' all speculative of course, I'm not really sure.

BakesBeans · Spanner Monkey Joined: 14 Aug 2012 Karma :

This is a very interesting thread, I do not know the answer.
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Kwakki Si · Trackday Trickster Joined: 08 Jan 2012 Karma :

Tenko · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 09 Jul 2011 Karma :

How do you know your rusty bullet-hole has nipped up? Surely you are too busy concentrating on staying upright to consider the state of your bottom?

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LockyUK · Brolly Dolly Joined: 22 Dec 2011 Karma :

i dont even know what to say to this thread haha