Wierd stuff you do when nobody is around

[Jayy]

Got me thinking some of the bizzare things I do whilst nobody is around. No, nothing sinister or strange sexual acts (well, sometimes) but mostly just the little things.

For example:-

I sing along to songs on the radio but make my own lyrics up
Play out situations in my head and speak aloud a response as if I was having a conversation with someone
Try and avoid stepping on cracks in the pavement
Talk to my dogs as if they understand what I'm saying and they've asked me a question to which I will reply

Yes, I may just be a total wierdo but I have a feeling I'm not the only one.......

[cornish]

You're not I'm officially a nutter now my cat is gone and i have to accept that i'm not a Dr Dolittle and i really am just talking to myself

I do the songs thing. . . .but i tend to answer back "get rid of him, what's the matter with you woman!!!" that kind of thing

I discuss at length the contents of the fridge vs the money/shopping situation in relation to what to make for tea whilst standing in front of it with the door open. It helps me think.

I've taken to singing loundly in the car with the windows open. It's nowhere near as muffled as it is when you've got headphones on in your lid. . . .also you can't filter away when people look at you oddly. You just have to wave and smile so they think you're a proper mental and stop looking for fear of you seeing it as an invitation to go over and lick them.
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[Benson_JV]

I'll talk to myself & my animals for sure, especially I'm fixing something, I'll talk myself through it as it were, even if I know full well what I'm fixing.
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[Benno]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

I may or may not walk like RoboCop when going to the kitchen to get a beer. I may or may not make the mechanical noises, too.
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[colin1]

To me, washing the dishes while in the bath is an efficient use of hot water, and is creative genius and a good use of soaking time.

Everyone else sees it as deeply disturbing and now i've just announced it on the internet. Oops.

I like being wierd although sometimes would like to be a bit more normal so non-creative geniuses aren't freaked out.

I'd find being 'normal' a bit restricting though.
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[Ariel Badger]

[colin1]

No as I don't tend to leave food on my plates other than slight smears.

The detergent applied to the sponge then disperses those slight smears into a large volume of water.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

And slight smears from parts of your body make it on to the plates. Note to self, bring paper plates if ever visiting Colin.
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[colin1]

Soap and detergent are pretty effective at holding stuff in water, and nasties dont live long on a dry surface without stuff to live on.

Nothing is ever completely clean, but if concentrations are pretty low, that's good enough for me.

They say that light switches harbour more germs than your toilet seat.
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[nowhere.elysium]

[WannaBeDude]

Once a month, i like to qualify for a episode of how clean is your house.
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[hellkat]

Colin ... I can only think of you now as old man Steptoe

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[GrumpyGuts]

I talk to myself like I'm having a proper conversation, and I even do the replies.

Plus I break dance to this AWESOME tune

Aint nobody got time for that, surely?
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[N cee thirty]

usually make nerr nerr noises with my nose along side songs....
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[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Colin, you are proper mingtastic

I love how you try to blame BCF for your losing a bird cos you were busy bickering online - whereas prolly it was cos you washed her Minton teaset in the fuckin bath.
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[colin1]

No Hellkat, I definitely spent way too many nights staying up late with bcf when I should have been going to bed early, and I only discovered the delights of combining bathing with washing up once she had left.

Arguably I left her to do the washing up a bit too much so never had reason to discover it.

I'm sure you have some unusual habits too hellkat.
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[nowhere.elysium]

[mistergixer]

I tourette in the style of John Davidson.

Not so much the swearing, more the barking and ticking.

However, I do enjoy a swear in an assumed Norn Iron accent (ye cont ye, etc), and will often wander around the house talking to myself in a Norn Iron stylee.
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[MinhDinh]

Either colin's dirt off his hair and body go on his plates or his plate oils and small bits are on him, or just both.
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[MinhDinh]

I like to pick my nose and turn my boogies into a ball, it's therapeutic.
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