What Injures have you lived through ?

[tatters]

Quite alot of injures when l was younger but touch wood nothing much as a Adult apart from minor bike injurys.



Broken left collar bone falling out of a tree.

Broken right arm falling over onto a Lego Technic model while play fighting.

Skull fracture from being hit over the head by a fruit loop Yank kid with a brick at a scout camp in the early 90,s.

Stabbed in right eye socket with a pencil by a lanky ginger kid at primary school, just missing the eyeball.

Right ear half-ripped off from fighting at secondary school.

Dislocated right hip after falling down a hillside in the Army.

Right leg impaled on a RD350N foot peg that went right through my leg just below the knee after a crash.

Left index finger deformed after being crush between the fuel tank and left clip on of my second 954 fireblade after a crash.
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[map]

A broken heart.
I was 18, she was 19.
I got over it.


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[J0Al1]

I think Iv'e got away with murder..

I've never broken anything.. Had three horses fall on me too.


Head injury was probably the worst thing. . Although nothing to see, it was like having an axe planted in my had for quite some weeks (base of neck to eye socket)..... That was falling off a horse and being kicked in the head on the way down.


Being kicked in the shin by a horse wan't very comfortable either - than god for leather boots.

[Nexus Icon]

I once got brain freeze from a Slush Puppy.
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[nowhere.elysium]

Broken ribs in a mosh pit, couple of nasty gashes to the head as a kid, had a 2" spike go through my right hand (the meaty bit between forefinger and thumb) and regular dislocations, although given that I've got hypermobile joints, that's not such a big deal for me.

Other than that, nothing major springs to mind.
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'10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project

[mrdelmonti]

Tore my top lip off in a mountain bike accident so it was just hanging by the edges, scar has started to fade now.

Broken all my fingers at least once doing various things.

Scar on my thumb from having a tumor removed.

Then just odd little scars all over from messing about as a kid, I've been quite lucky I think.

[Benno]

Fell off a church. Didn't go to hospital, now have 24/7 pain in my sternum because it healed badly and my ribcage is kind of fucked.

Braked badly on a mountain bike coming down a hill at ridiculous speed, went down, skidded along the road, tore off the skin from my arms and sides. Luckily missed the metal gate and barbed wire fence!

Stepped out into a street in some city in Ukraine. Friend grabbed me and yanked me back violently. Less than a second later a huge bus whizzed past - more of a near death experience!
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[Alpha-9]

More dumb shit i've done and been injured from

When I was about 13 I emo'd my arm with a 10 inch sharpened turkey carving knife, when I was wasted, after me and my GF broke up and she said she didn't care if I killed myself could see the fat in my arm and the blood coming from the capillaries, was weird, utterly embarrassed by it afterwards. Never mention it because it's faggy as fuck, but now I just lol at myself, I know better now.
I think it needed stitches looking back at it, but I just wrapped my arm up with a bandage and went sleep and left it on for a few days till it healed enough.


Fell off a wall when I was really young that we used to climb, hung off it with my arms to drop myself down and my front torso scraped down the whole wall as I came down it, hurt like fuck

Smacked a tree with a metal pole repeatedly, then hit a branch which broke and made me smack myself on the knee hard and fall straight to the ground
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Fzr-600 1999

[Knightsy]

Bloody hell Alpha you sure have a tendency of fucking yourself up! (the "Alpha bins it again" thread is still in my mind)
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[MarJay]

I've lived through having a hereditary bone disorder that creates cartilaginous nodules on all of my joints in my body. This means that my left leg is shorter than my right leg by approximately 2cm (most people have one shorter than another by around 1cm, but I'm on the outer edge of what is considered normal). It also means that my left forearm is 2.5cm shorter than my right, I have a foreshortened ulna on that side (meaning my wrist joint is not fully formed and my hand is only attached to one out of the two bones in my forearm) and I have lumps all over my joints.

When I was at Primary school I got hit in the face by a stone thrown by one of my classmates and had to have a stitch just above my eye.

Then last year I crashed my Buell and broke my right wrist, which was a bummer as that was the 'good' wrist. Dammit!
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[Polarbear]

badly burnt from the waist down when a boiler on a ship blew and covered me with boiling water/steam.

I had 100% skin grafts and a few hundred staples holding it all together. I'll never win mr lovely legs at butlins

I couldn't have a wank (or sex) for 3 months and the student nurses used to tease me by showing parts of their anatomy so I'd get a hard on, bitches
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[Chalky.]

Most recent

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[anthony_r6]

Not a lot for myself.

Broken bone
Fractured Another
Dislocated Big Toe.

When I was younger I was on a school trip for a week. Walking along a massive branch between two trees. Slipped fell down, smashed the left side of my face on the branch I was stood on and fell about 25-30foot to the ground, landing on a soft moody river bank slope. Hurt for a while, but sustained no injuries, stunned me for a while though.
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[Polarbear]

my dog is chewing on a bone like that as I type!
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[P.addy]

[Skudd]

[Mac_Black]

Chronologically
Half bit into my tongue, massive amounts of bleeding.. left a scar.
BMX scrapes, usually bruises, deep grazes/cuts or scars on my legs.. This has been from the age of about 13 onwards.. I still manage to add a new one for every week I ride a push iron.
Smiley scar on my right forearm, clipper lighter 1st applied when I was 14.. reapplied twice more over the years when drunk.. cuz I was 'ard
About aged 14 I suffered a 'broken nose' whilst playing a game of Head's and Vol's.. I went to dive-header a shoulder-height ball as my friend went to Volley it.. I got a very hard boot straight unto the nose.. LOTS of blood, a hell of a load of pain and many tears.. The next week or so I had a very Jewish nose and even swollen eyes IIRC.
Twice, possibly thrice fractured skull and facial injury.. Big BMX crashes (1. Trouser leg caught chain wheel simultaneous to riding into a pothole on a main road at proximately 40mph.. resulted in me dragging to a halt head first, also having the bike landing on my back and head, no helmet. Fractured skull, massive graze on coronial area (lost quite a lot of hair at the time) as well as other cuts and bruises to arms, wrists, lip etc. Spent a night in hospital being observed. 2. Hitting the side of a Tesco delivery van pulling out of a Cul-de-sac as I was bombing down a hill.. had time to brake and pull the rear wheel out but I instantly blacked out upon impact and woke up momentarily being tied to a stretcher with a neck brace - which was honestly the scariest experience of my life. I passed out again and woke up briefly being cleaned up by a very nice nurse . But then drifted off again . Spent the weekend in hospital being observed.
3. Passed out after riding very fast down the Worcestershire beacon, very late, very dark, very drunk.. Aired over the first embankment and then hit the opposite bank after launching the second.. BMX forks were bent to buggery and I was out for the count.. when my mate's finally managed to bring me round I rode home and slept it off. Bruises and cuts to my face again.)
Had a drunken punch up with a mate at a local bar, top lip fully split.. I didn't bother to see anybody about it so just made sure it roughly went back together right after the bleeding stopped and was left with a scar.
I had very hard blistered feet for a few years due to walking long distances in old trainers or hard boots.
Had a drunken scrap with my Sister's then boyfriend's cousin (at their housewarming ).. After hooking him it turned into a shitty grapple on the floor with everyone having a good scream.. so we got up and the guy moaned a bit then we went out front to 'talk'..
He wanted another go but I somehow talked him out of it, saying I was sorry as it all just escalated fast because I was drunk.. and then offering him a free punch. He said he'd rather not just hit me so stupidly I warmed to the idea of a friendly rematch
I lunged (and missed) and next thing I know I'm climbing up off the floor with a broken and wobbly tooth (top second left) my lip scar reopened again, blood everywhere, two bloody knee's and two bloody elbows. No body had told me the guy was a semi professional MMA fighter



Cheers,
Mac.

[Redoko]

Never broken a bone in my life, so far... Dislocated etc, but nothing major.

In 2009 I came off my bike into the back of a car. Nothing broken, although did my shoulder in, couldn't move it for two weeks after.

Still aches today, nothing I can do really.
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[Vincent]

I burnt the side of my face off a while back and strangely enough, afterwards I had a mental image of myself, from above, lying on the floor where it had happened. By the time the ambulance arrived, I'd stopped breathing and had to be brought back.

This is a couple of weeks after my first big plastic surgery op after having the staples removed, 62 in all IIRC. Notice the hole above my eye - the bone on that part of my skull had been burnt too badly and the graft wouldn't take. It was all very unpleasant.

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I also spent 6 very boring months in a wheel chair after shattering both heel bones while climbing.
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[Gazz]

MTFU you lot!

I've currently got man-flu!

[Alpha-9]

VINCENT!
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Fzr-600 1999

[Vincent]

[Moxey]

Broke left elbow back as a young 'un after falling some height in one of those Charlie Chalks or whatever they were places.

More Recently

Burned the BS code and Yamaha badge into my right calf on crashing the YBR in 2009.

Almost fractured my right foot twice this year crashing my MZ in March and crashing riding as a drunk pillion in a field on a XR 125 feking thing landed right on the same foot

That's about all I can think of really, unless anything else springs to mind.
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'I was too busy paying attention to pay attention'

[WannaBeDude]

Heart - needed bunker strenght bricks to construct a wall, to shore up said devastating rupture !!
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[GrumpyGuts]

Current injury:

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Rain and sudden hard braking made the bike wobble

First one was last year...I punched a bill board and bruised my arm
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