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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 12:18 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: i feel raped Reply with quote
left ankle is the size of a melon, must have walked into something too as my right knee is fucked. got drunk and coked up last night and dont remember anything. and now i need to shit.

CHRIST means i have to walk downstairs. sigh.

much love bcf. someone bring me round some f-ing pizza yea.
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Re: i feel raped Reply with quote
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and now i need to shit.

CHRIST means i have to walk downstairs. sigh.


You've not got an upstairs toilet?

Failing that, perch out of the window
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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 12:22 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
no lol wish i did, made it fine though hurt less when i had my accident last year on my bike. glad i have sweet f/a to do today. does paracetamol help with swelling do you know? i remember walking out the club literally onto my ankle. almost made me sick but then forgot about it..

i didnt even get laid. maaaan.
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PostPosted: 12:26 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ibuprofen for the swelling (rest, ice, compression, elevation too) and codeine for the pain. Or go back wherever you were last night n get some moar!!!!!
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Speed
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PostPosted: 12:26 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well if you 'feel' raped then you most probably was, just didn't remember it Laughing

Pain killers should ease it but see if someone can bring you some anti inflamatory tablets or gel
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wrong part of the body to be raped.
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Wrong part of the body to be raped.


Could have pinned him down by the ankle Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Wrong part of the body to be raped.


*is picturing a heinous victorian ankle-rubbing type sex crime against a helpless gentleman* Very Happy

OP the advice about anti-inflamatories is good along with resting, lifting it etc. Hope it's better soon* Thumbs Up


* and that you don't find any crusty desperate-man-shame in your sock later Wink
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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 13:18 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
hah Laughing

getting worse as i sober up, parked my bike 20 minutes away in a secure carpark and ill have to walk there carrying my leathers bahaha.. fun. now attempting walking to the shop. buying lots of painkillers. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eddie Hitler wrote:

i didnt even get laid. maaaan.

Are you sure?
Did you wake up with a sore bottom?
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angryjonny
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Alpha-9 wrote:
Did you wake up with a sore bottom?

I assumed that was precisely what this thread was about.
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PostPosted: 14:28 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Re: i feel raped Reply with quote
Eddie Hitler wrote:
my right knee is fucked

Back of the knee - the fourth hole. Allll riiiight.

Also, you may want to take DNA samples of whatever emerges from your nethers.
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
angryjonny wrote:
Alpha-9 wrote:
Did you wake up with a sore bottom?

I assumed that was precisely what this thread was about.

The clue was in the title, I suppose Laughing
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keggyhander
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've just done a massive hot shit.

I too feel raped.
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
keggyhander wrote:
I've just done a massive hot shit.

I too feel raped.

It's not rape if it's willing Thumbs Up
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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mad


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PostPosted: 15:24 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eddie Hitler wrote:
left ankle

Eddie Hitler wrote:
https://cdn.bikechatforums.com/files/2012-09-07_16.11.22.jpg
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
^^^LOL! So that's the normal one?! Wink got some nice cankles going on there.....
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PostPosted: 15:33 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Definitely full of semen.
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
ARGH! FEET! Aren't feet ugly? Sick
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'll see your "normal looking foot" and raise you with "Green and Purple Stag-Do foot"
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
J4mes wrote:
I'll see your "normal looking foot" and raise you with "Green and Purple Stag-Do foot"


*Shudder* I really should stop looking at this thread Sick Show me pics of someones innards and I'm all like 'yeah lets poke it and see what comes out", show me pics of some random guys hairy toes and I wanna hurl Sick
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
yaigi wrote:
some random guy

That's the nicest thing Eddie Hitler's ever been called.
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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 16:26 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
yeh i meant my right foot Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 07 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eddie Hitler wrote:
yeh i meant my right foot Laughing

Also known as "the other left"
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