This Morning: World's Largest Penis...

[Vroooom]

Missed this this morning, but this is insane. The pictures at the bottom will give me nightmares for week (well, not as bad as the nightmares from last post wins but still pretty bad).

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4523868/Jonah-Falcon-who-has-the-worlds-largest-penis-on-This-Morning-with-Holly-Willoughby.html


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[The Artist]

https://www.meidenblog.nl/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Grootste-penis1.jpg

[Im-a-Ridah]

Seen this guy before. You'd think he'd at least make an effort to look good. Women want a good looking man. If they just wanna flesh out their vagina they'll sit on a traffic cone.

[scorps]

[pepperami]

I can think of a few women from my dim and distant past, that could take that in and still have room for more
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[neil.]

[cornish]

i did happen to see this bit and was a bit at the screen as i couldn't quite believe it. I was so disbelieving i didn't even titter.

But when Phillip Schofield was velcro-ing the two cardboard wangs on the cut-out man i lost the plot a bit and nearly swallowed a tonsil laughing. I don't know how he kept a straight face
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smile and be happy. . . .it gets right on everyone's tits!

[The Artist]

[cornish]

lol! I was going to say i was watching it in open mouthed disbelief. . . . .but i thought better of it
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[Chalky.]

Rubbish.

This is the world's largest penis

https://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o22/fv53wkr/piers.jpg

[thegubner]

stone me, you could hang yourself with that.

[hellkat]

I don't expect you get many of those to the pound.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[andys675]

nowt wrong with having a large penis in front of holly willoughby, I would
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[cromwell]

Holly wanted the dick.
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[covent.gardens]

That kind of size, and he's rarely had girls scared off by it...
Makes a bullshit of all the stories in the problem pages of The Sun then, "I am so well endowed that girls just run away", that crop up every so often.

[Im-a-Ridah]

[covent.gardens]

I didn't think of that. maybe he struggles to get it to stay up and that's why he doesn't do porn.

I'd rather have a functional 6 inches than a 13 inch one that doesn't work properly.

[haroman666]

This guy was in a Lads mag once... The interview said along the lines of "Too big so he doesn't get as many girls as you'd think".
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[fatpies]

[tbourner]

Caption competition?


https://i47.tinypic.com/azb47n.jpg


https://i45.tinypic.com/a3flo0.jpg
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[Im-a-Ridah]

[haroman666]

https://www.itv.com/thismorning/life/worlds-largest-penis/

The clip from TM.
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[cornish]

[hellkat]

That first picture (of the small willy) looks like one of those pictures you get on tampon instructions.

"And here's where the tampon will be when incorrectly inserted too high ..."
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[covent.gardens]

"I'm a sex god. Watch. All I have to do is touch this cardboard example like so.."