Losing use of your arm....

[el_oso]

I go in for my shoulder operation tomorrow to repair a lesion in my shoulder. The pre-surgery briefing has explained that depending on how quickly my body repairs itself, I will have my arm in a sling for 5-8 weeks. Any movement at all can cause the repair to fail, so I have to keep it as still as possible.
It's going to be a boring few weeks. Really can't think of many things that I can do with only one arm. The majority of my hobbies involve two. I'm quite an active person, love riding my bicycle, obviously have an interest in motorcycles. I enjoy cooking and I play guitar. Not to mention football and other sports I play. Luckily I enjoy reading so that will pass some of the time. What else is there to do with only one arm.
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Duke 390
Previous: '05 XR125L | '96 XJ600S Diversion |'05 Suzuki GSXR1000 | '05 Honda CBR125-R | '97 YZF 600R Thundercat | '11 Honda CBR250
Car: Jeep Wrangler 4.0L

[Redoko]

Which arm?

https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/if-you-know-what-i-mean-420x250.png
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"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
Sudika Sportsman SK50QT > Gilera DNA50 > Honda CBR125 RW7 > Kawasaki Zephyr750 > Suzuki GSXR600 > Honda Hornet CB600F '51

[Andy_Pagin]

Down the pub and play darts.
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They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa, hey-hey,
the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer

[Im-a-Ridah]

Invite a female friend over to help

[pepperami]

A past-time for someone with one arm? A wanking tramp
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[sidewinder]

Take up some sort of art
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"Nitrous is like a cheap hooker, you want to hit it but are scared of the consequences

[el_oso]

it is the left arm........
i'm a lefty
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Duke 390
Previous: '05 XR125L | '96 XJ600S Diversion |'05 Suzuki GSXR1000 | '05 Honda CBR125-R | '97 YZF 600R Thundercat | '11 Honda CBR250
Car: Jeep Wrangler 4.0L

[pepperami]

Only need one arm/hand to pick your nose and you`ve got plenty of time.
Keep going and see if your head caves in

What about learning sign language....oh wait! maybe not





Sorry, I`m having a strange five minutes
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[Spudly]

1) Hollow out a baguette
2) big lump of warm butter into the baguette
3) Washing machine on spin cycle
4) Do I have to spell everything out?

I've overthought this haven't I?
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The Old Apprentice

[HD]

[passifid]

ok im going to have to be straight forward.
LEARN TO WANK WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND

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CBT: 10/2011 | Theory:6/2012 | MOD1: 8/2012

[cornish]

hehe! I can picture exactly what he means. . . .bcf has already polluted my brain
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smile and be happy. . . .it gets right on everyone's tits!

[Spudly]

In Australia, most washing machines are top loaders. Its a standard joke that all a lady needs is a wet towel on spin cycle and some strategic leaning on a corner.
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The Old Apprentice

[cornish]

lol! An uneven load like that would probably be the best
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smile and be happy. . . .it gets right on everyone's tits!

[keggyhander]

[Spudly]