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ToxicChicken
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PostPosted: 17:08 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: New Biker New To Forum Reply with quote

Hey, be nice ok.

I'm new here and smooching around for advice. Got my CBT next Friday then thoery in 3rd October then straight to direct access as I'm 22 and desperate to ride before all the rule changes. Woot! Dream bike is a BMW S1000RR. Come say hi and talk to me Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 17:27 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good evening Smile at least your doing everything right !
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to the forum. Thumbs Up
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ToxicChicken
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PostPosted: 17:40 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Smile I'm going with Global Training in Colchester, if anyone has any views or knows anything about them that's be useful!
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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good plan, get it done while you can.

Have you ridden a bike before? The BMW might be just a little ambitious. Wink
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ToxicChicken
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

No I have not. I've been pillion loads so have been on a bike but never rode one Sad Saw the BMW at the MCN show last year and have been in love ever since.
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janner_10
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome and good luck for all the tests. For a laugh, get an insurance quote on the beemer. Report back!

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ToxicChicken
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently no one will insure me on the BMW..... I wonder why!
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Clanger
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PostPosted: 20:05 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello...I like the choice of username... Thumbs Up (don't spoil it by signing your posts with your real name will you??) Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

hilo buddy welcome to the mad house Thumbs Up
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ToxicChicken
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks Smile





Vicki...


Had to do it.
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Magnet
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome and good luck with the tests, I hope you realise now you put your name as Vicki your gonna get inboxed by old hairy fat bikers covered in grease and patchouli oil Rolling Eyes

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ToxicChicken
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I happen to like patchouli oil
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Magnet
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

ToxicChicken wrote:
I happen to like patchouli oil


Yeah its fine when its not worn just to cover up the smell of stale farts and urine soaked leathers. Very Happy
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ToxicChicken
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm pretty sure that's me in the middle of that picture anyways.
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Magnet
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PostPosted: 22:33 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

ToxicChicken wrote:
I'm pretty sure that's me in the middle of that picture anyways.


Oh shit!!! I guess you wont be getting them private messages after all haha Thumbs Down
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ToxicChicken
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's maybe why I like patchouli so much. And grease. Any tips for me to be an awesome biker? I have dreams of joining a BSB team. Laughing
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Magnet
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

ToxicChicken wrote:
That's maybe why I like patchouli so much. And grease. Any tips for me to be an awesome biker? I have dreams of joining a BSB team. Laughing


To be an awesome biker you need to at least have a belly that hangs over so you can't see your toes. You have to boast about all the bitches you have shagged even though they are all absolutely discusting. NEVER wash your cups or mugs unless your dog accidently shits in them and most importantly you must never wash yourself in clean water. Follow these simple steps along with riding a bike and swearing a lot and you too can be a truly awesome fucking biker Razz
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ToxicChicken
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 12 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am going to fail Exclamation I can't follow any of that advice. But thank you for the wisdom you have generously imparted.
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