Fancy Dress Ideas

[chris-red]

It's coming round to that time again, I need an idea for a fancy dress costume going to a party with the Misses so would like ideas for a COUPLES fancy dress.

Top option is Gomez and Morticia Addams.
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[Fawbish]

Chromosomes
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[angryjonny]

Fred & Rose West

Too soon?

[Scooty]

https://www.mascotcostumes.co.uk/panto_horse_costume121e2.jpg
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[Redoko]

https://www.damnlol.com/i/ec8e7932c3e48a13f7a2e01f28bedfa3.jpg
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[Mr.Everready]

A Cat and a nob ?
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[yaigi]

https://cdn.instructables.com/FJV/3OWL/FH6HX1YU/FJV3OWLFH6HX1YU.LARGE.jpg
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[yaigi]

https://data.whicdn.com/images/1030406/PaperMilk_thumb.jpg

I reckon these guys would be quite easy to make into a fancy dress couples outfit
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[yaigi]

Although is you're one for taking pictures then going as a couple of speed cameras would be ace, you could just go around flashing everyone*

Remi Galliard makes a pretty good looking human speed camera:

https://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2012/01/human-speed-camera.jpg




*with your camera
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[LustyLew]

https://www.photo-dictionary.com/photofiles/list/9512/12951fig_leaf.jpg
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[Bubbs]

Go as characters from a black and white gangster movie.

But actually go in black and white!!


https://www.deansandfranks.com/store/media/300-PW-C076.jpg


I think it would look good.
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[pepperami]

Give her a piggy-back to the party and when people ask what you`ve come as, tell them you`re a snail.

And the girl on your back?.... that`s Michelle .... Me shell? geddit?
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[chris-red]

[yen_powell]

Have you got dark pubes? Wear black gloves and socks and you can go as the 5 of clubs. Depending on the wife's err... topiary arrangements she can be the 5 of spades or the 4 of clubs.
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[Rogerborg]

Chris Brown and Rihanna.

Check out his sensitive new neck tattoo.

https://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Chris-Brown-tattoo-appears-to-be-a-nod-to-Rihanna.jpg
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[Wave2k]

The MRS

https://www.bondinage.com/latex-fetish-clothing/images/product_images/popup_images/799_0.jpg?XTCsid=slzuokng


You

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JeB_cpLv5Zw/TJ6Dj4XYVRI/AAAAAAAABhk/4ocI_cFaWWk/s1600/Latex+encasement+STI+protection-3+09-25-2010.jpg
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[soforene]

How delightful.
And where may one purchase such apparatus (for a gift, you understand....).

[Wave2k]

Latex fetish store

I googled latex gimp suit for that pic, its called STI safe.

I guess because you got built in jonnys for ass and penis.
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2009 Corvette C6 z51
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