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kotachi
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PostPosted: 09:34 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Custom title for Computid... Reply with quote

Regarding this weekends antics!
Any suggestions?
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Suntan Sid said: "Look at it this way, your employer wants to pay you the minimum amount, it thinks it can get away with, and extract from you the maximum amount of graft. Ergo it's your responsibility to ensure that karma is restored and you do as little work as you think you can get away with, for the maximum amount of money."
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PostPosted: 10:15 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 10:16 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was he being all "Rapey" again?
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kotachi
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

He binned my bike. Keep up bro Razz
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Suntan Sid said: "Look at it this way, your employer wants to pay you the minimum amount, it thinks it can get away with, and extract from you the maximum amount of graft. Ergo it's your responsibility to ensure that karma is restored and you do as little work as you think you can get away with, for the maximum amount of money."
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MarJay
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about something simple like...

"Can I borrow your bike please...?"
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

pits wrote:
Failure among men
Smiler Jnr


Apprentice but not Jnr Wink

MarJay wrote:
How about something simple like...

"Can I borrow your bike please...?"


Hmm sounds too long to me would be better as;

"Ham Fisted Cg" or "30-0 in 6 seconds"
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kotachi
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PostPosted: 10:35 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of my thoughts...

"Mr Barrel Roll"
"Likes a handful of brake"
"Gi'us a go?!"

Tbh MarJay's covers it really....
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Suntan Sid said: "Look at it this way, your employer wants to pay you the minimum amount, it thinks it can get away with, and extract from you the maximum amount of graft. Ergo it's your responsibility to ensure that karma is restored and you do as little work as you think you can get away with, for the maximum amount of money."
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pits
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheSmiler wrote:
pits wrote:
Failure among men
Smiler Jnr


Apprentice but not Jnr Wink


Nah, Smiler Jnr is better, afterall you have both crashed a small 125 on something as slippery as a crisp packet. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:45 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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MarJay
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PostPosted: 10:51 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about "Do not lend this man your bike"
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

First rule of Custom Title Club is that you do not ask for Custom Titles.

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PostPosted: 11:14 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the heads up Roge, but I'm not asking - merely wondering what people would suggest was fitting were he to get one as a result of this weekends activity? Anyone buying that..? Rolling Eyes

"Bit in the ass by a 125"
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 11:20 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gizza go mister
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keep Rollin'

Ass on the grass.

Or just simply, more rolls than a bakers. 2 birds, one stone.

All in jest Computid...

I believe Kotachi wants a go on your GSXR Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would loveeee one Twisted Evil
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Suntan Sid said: "Look at it this way, your employer wants to pay you the minimum amount, it thinks it can get away with, and extract from you the maximum amount of graft. Ergo it's your responsibility to ensure that karma is restored and you do as little work as you think you can get away with, for the maximum amount of money."
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watch this.
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keep it simple and truthful:

'Wanker'.

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PostPosted: 12:13 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely 'Rapey' from the 1st BBQ would be a better option. He showed some very sinister tendancies.
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PostPosted: 12:15 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about "There's a reason I drive to BCF meets".

Of course, Rapey McRapeson does fit rather well, too.
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PostPosted: 12:19 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Computard..
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MarJay
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PostPosted: 12:43 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you're all being a bit harsh to the poor feller. It was a BCF meet involving a field, a load of 125's and some alcohol. Something like this was *going* to happen.

Oh and Rogerborg... you're not allowed to ask for your OWN custom title, but you can ask for other peoples!
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
I think you're all being a bit harsh to the poor feller. It was a BCF meet involving a field, a load of 125's and some alcohol. Something like this was *going* to happen.


No alcohol...otherwise he would not have been allowed on the sumo on the road.

It was more ham fisted than Alphas braking Wink
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

What have I missed??
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PostPosted: 12:55 - 17 Sep 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
I think you're all being a bit harsh to the poor feller. It was a BCF meet involving a field, a load of 125's and some alcohol. Something like this was *going* to happen.


What Paddy said. And plus, even if drunk you have to take it easy on someone elses bike, everyone else did!
This was more for banter purposes anyway but I feel something is deserved.....

And Groove check the BBQ 2.0 thread for more info, last 2 or 3 pages.
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Suntan Sid said: "Look at it this way, your employer wants to pay you the minimum amount, it thinks it can get away with, and extract from you the maximum amount of graft. Ergo it's your responsibility to ensure that karma is restored and you do as little work as you think you can get away with, for the maximum amount of money."
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