I'm a Pirate, Me!

[Suntan Sid]

worthy!

Arghh, me hearties!

She's a NUTTAH!
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"Everybody needs money, that's why they call it money!"

[map]

Taking talk like a pirate day (19 Sept.) a little too seriously perhaps.
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...and the whirlwind is in the thorn trees, it's hard for thee to kick against the pricks...
Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger?

[Kradmelder]

an entitlement hag who thinks she has the right to behave in an out of control manner, damage people's property, waste the the time of emergency services and say 'but I was drunk', as if that explains it and makes it excusable 'but I get cocky when drunk'.

To make it worse, this hag is getting a new liver to abuse with her drunkenness. Rather give it to someone else who will appreciate it.

I dont even think a pirate would want to bend this hag over the railing.
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2011 KTM 990 Dakar
2009 BMW 1200 GS

[nowhere.elysium]

[Matt B]

Lambrini and deadly nightshade - that is one classy lady!
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stinkwheel: He had an animated .gif of a cat performing fellatio. It's not socially acceptable. It can have real life adverse effects on other people.

[Kradmelder]

[Rogerborg]

So, a year after the offence, she gets 122 days (so it'll be 61 served) instead of a 4 month suspended sentence that was already hanging over her?

Still, at least she'll be safe in gaol, away from drugs.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[nowhere.elysium]

[Vincent]

Dosser

I wonder what the "poisonous hallucinogenic plants" were
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Space Is Deep

[ruck bodgers2]

FREE Alison Whelan . and give her more power

what a star lol
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throw it up the wall

[Matt B]

[shereen]

[Kradmelder]

[Vincent]

It says that she is awaiting a transplant, I doubt that she will ever get one, esp after this little escapade.
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Space Is Deep

[mistergixer]

[swampy]

I saw this and my first thought was how much lambrini did she have to drink to get in that state ? It's about 2% isn't it ?
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S Thompson
"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death..." Hunter S Thompson

[Vincent]

Lambrini my arse
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Space Is Deep

[Kradmelder]

[cornish]

pffffft, amateurs!

We do it properly

we had canons and a galleon and everything. And we fooking smashed the record \o/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-13927535

Aaaaar! There were much dressed-up piratey dancing on the prom that day
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smile and be happy. . . .it gets right on everyone's tits!

[ruck bodgers2]

reeewwrrrr sexy that bird with the black skull t shirt raised my main sail

rewwrrrr sexy
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throw it up the wall

[temeluchus]

The company I work for manufactures lambrini. I'm so proud!
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Some shite cruiser. Now with guns and FREEDOM!

[Matt B]

[kotachi]

[ruck bodgers2]

i dont think thats cornish . but whoever that is

rewwrrrrr sexy rewrrrr

i was going to go and balance some wheels . you have delayed my progress by twenty minutes posting that

rewwrerrrrrr

*edit * on a side note . if your feeling piratey

grab a copy of ( A general history of the robberies and murders of the most notorious pirates)

first published in 1724 . a legendary book containing some factual and historic documentation from trials and happenings . its a pretty amazing book . its the book that sparked the whole age of pirates romance and what shaped pretty much the glorified pirate you see in todays films .

but its so much more . consisting of events and journeys of

cpt johnson
cpt avery
cpt martel
cpt teach (blackbeard)
mjr bonnet
cpt england
cpt vaine
cpt rackham
cpt davis
mary reid
anne bonney
cpt roberts
cpt ansis
cpt worley
cpt lowther
cpt low
cpt evans
cpt phillips
cpt spriggs
cpt kidd
cpt gow amazing book and a great read
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throw it up the wall

[cornish]

Lol! It's not me i'm afraid Kotachi, but it was saucy wenches as far as the eye could see if that helps

We'll be dancing about in top-hats and goth-ish gear for Montol soon \o/ We loves a bit of wenching-it-up down here

Book sounds cool, will give that a go thank you

There was one about a lady pirate i read whist at uni and it's been lost in the uni-book-blob in my brain and i can't remember the name of it
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smile and be happy. . . .it gets right on everyone's tits!