I bargained with life for a penny

[Mushroom]

And life would pay no more
However I begged at evening
When I counted my scanty store

For life is a just employer
He gives you what you ask
But once you have set the wages
Why, you must bear the task

I worked for a menial's hire
Only to learn dismayed
That any wage I had asked of life
Life would have willing paid.

-- Jessie B. Rittenhouse

[soforene]

Mary had a little lamb
And it was always Gruntin'
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it's little ............

Is this what you were alluding to?

[Flatbadger]

Life, can I have a sub? Pay you back when I'm dead
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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
You're in ISIS

[beast rider]

There are two guarantees in life,
You're born and then you die,
The bit in the middle is called life,
And that is the fun part.

--Dave Lister, Red Dwarf

[pinkyfloyd]

Marys lamb had foot and mouth,
The vet he came and shot it
But Marys father got there first
And now her mothers got it.
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[pepperami]

Mary had a little lamb that lived in a basket,
cos every time it got out the dog would try to f**k it!
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[pinkyfloyd]

Mary had a little dress,
Its sides were split up high.
And every time she wore the thing
You could see her thigh.
But Mary had another dress,
Its split was at the front,
But she never wore it very often.
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[sidewinder]

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
snorting a line of speed
then down came a spider and sat down besides her
And sold her a ounce of weed
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"Nitrous is like a cheap hooker, you want to hit it but are scared of the consequences

[Vincent]

There was a young man from Lee,
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp,
When asked "did it hurt?"
He Said "No....not a bit,
It can do it again if it likes".
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Space Is Deep

[hellkat]

She sells she shells o
She sells sea shells on the seh flor
She sells she shells on the sea shore.
She sells seas shells on the seashore
She sells sheshells on the sea short
Fuck that...
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[andys675]

mary had a little lamb

she also had a bear

I've often seen her little lamb

But I've never seen her.......
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Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.

[mistergixer]

Some good limericks/rhymes in here: Judge Dread - Big Seven

My fave limerick:

An Argentinian Gaucho named Bruno,
Said loving is one thing I do know,
A woman is fine,
And a sheep is divine,
But a llama is numero uno.


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Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
Mistergixer's videos on YouTube

[Vincent]

There once was a Bishop from Ruckingham,
Who stood on the bridge at Buckingham,
Watching the Stunts,
Of the c*nts in the punts,
And the tricks of the pricks that were fuckin' 'em.

There was a young woman from Ealing,
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She laid on here back,
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.

Must stop now
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Space Is Deep

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Mary had a little trike
She rode it round the grass
Every time the wheel went round
A spoke went up her saddlebag
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
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[The999Kid]

There once was a man from Madras,
Whose balls were constructed of brass,
When jangled together,
They made stormy weather,
and lightning shot out of his ass.
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter