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hellbound
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: posting stuff Reply with quote

A friend of mine has stupidly put his address on facebook

He's in halls of residence at Uni

Obviously now it has to be done....so far he is getting information packs for stairlifts, gay and lesbian christians, laser eye surgery and wigs


any other suggestions?, I am failing on finding suitable links.
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PostPosted: 15:19 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

IBS info packs
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PostPosted: 15:33 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

subscription to the most embarrassing magazine you can find but sent in his name to a neighbors address Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Register him for the free STI tests you get that they send to your home Laughing
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UnknownStuntm...
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PostPosted: 15:40 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you like him?

If not, post it here. Laughing
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map
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PostPosted: 15:46 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

IIRC Tena did sample packs for the male.
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PostPosted: 15:55 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

UnknownStuntman wrote:
Do you like him?

If not, post it here. Laughing


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hellbound
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PostPosted: 16:00 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

map wrote:
IIRC Tena did sample packs for the male.



he now has a sample pack on its way!
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Set up a fake female account on plenty of fish and send a few hapless dickheads around to his home at the same time. Hide somewhere nearby and watch the fun unfold. I've done it to someone and it had me and a pal pissing our pants laughing.
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hellbound
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

so far now he has...


A free Gay newsletter
Chlamydia test kit
pena cat food
Tena incontinence sample
Stanner stair lifts
caring for the elderly info pack
IBS info pack
Laser eye surgery info pack
Breast enlargement info pack
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Im-a-Ridah
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellbound wrote:
A friend of mine has stupidly put his address on facebook

He's in halls of residence at Uni

Obviously now it has to be done....so far he is getting information packs for stairlifts, gay and lesbian christians, laser eye surgery and wigs


any other suggestions?, I am failing on finding suitable links.


Erectile dysfunction, sexual transmitted diseases, penis enlargement, nappies, nappy fetish if possible, anything to do with the "looser poo" adverts...




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NHS Choices/Common health questions/Men's health/Can I get my penis enlarged?

It’s possible to have an operation to increase the length or girth of your penis. However, penis enlargement surgery can have complications and many men are unhappy with the results.

Surgery for cosmetic reasons, such as penis enlargement, is not usually available on the NHS.
Penis size

Many men worry that their penis is too small, but most men’s penises are a normal size. For more information, see Is my penis the right size and shape?

It’s important to remember that penis size doesn’t affect sexual performance, and that no matter how small you think your penis is, it’s likely to be normal.
Surgery to increase penis length

Surgery to increase the length of the penis involves cutting the suspensory ligament. This ligament joins the penis to the pelvic area and supports the penis in an upright position when it’s erect.

When the ligament is cut, the penis hangs lower, which can make it look longer. However, cutting the ligament may also cause the penis to point downwards when erect.

A study in 2006 found that cutting the suspensory ligament led to an average increase of 1.3cm in penis length. However, only 35% of men who had the operation were happy with the results.

While the men who had this surgery were convinced their penis was too small, most of them had a normal-sized penis. Therefore, the researchers considered their problem to be psychological and suggested they should have seen a sex therapist before surgery was considered.

For information on sex therapy, see What does a sex therapist do?
Surgery to increase penis girth

Surgery to increase the girth of the penis can involve injecting fat taken from elsewhere in the body into the penis. There’s a risk that the penis may look uneven or lumpy, and there may be scarring. Also, the injected fat can disappear over time.

Very little evidence has been published on the long-term effectiveness and risks of this technique.
Non-surgical techniques

Many non-surgical techniques are sold as being able to increase penis size. These include:

vacuum pumps
penis extenders and stretching devices
pills, supplements and creams

There is little evidence that any of these techniques work.

If you’re overweight, losing weight will make your penis look larger. This is because the fat around your stomach may hide some of the base of your penis.

Looking at your penis from above makes it look shorter than it really is. If you look at it in a mirror from the front or side, which is how other people will see it, your penis will look bigger.

Read the answers to more questions about men’s health.

Further information:

Is my penis the right size and shape?
Is it normal to have a curved penis?
What does a sex therapist do?
What should testicles look and feel like?
Live Well: penis enlargement
Live Well: boys’ bodies Q&A
Male Health: penis size FAQs

https://www.nhs.uk/chq/Pages/874.aspx?CategoryID=61&SubCategoryID=616

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PostPosted: 16:48 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gay porn mags Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 17 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Post address, I'll send him so much guff its unreal.
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