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Spudly
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Bollocks to the theory test wanking chipsticks Reply with quote

Failed it, 42/50 on the theory and unbelievably, 34/70 for the Hazard Perception.

Have now ordered the official DSA Motorcycle Theory test thingy as well as the official DSA Hazard Perception thingy off Amazon.

The revision material I have is geared for cars, not bikes and the bike specific questions threw me.

Shit it.

Shit.
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

why not download the software via a torrent?

i did, practiced and revised, managed to pass, albeit on the dot pass but a pass is a pass.
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Usually_Wrong wrote:
why not download the software via a torrent?

i did, practiced and revised, managed to pass, albeit on the dot pass but a pass is a pass.


I could, but I can't be arsed.

Once I'm finished with it I'll post it on to a noob on here, spread the joy and so on.
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah, good stuff there inky! + karma for you then Smile
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

have you got the official highway code book too?

It makes sense because you can pick up the book anytime you are unsure of a sign.

Worked for me Smile
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to read this. Sad xxx
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fem1 wrote:
have you got the official highway code book too?

It makes sense because you can pick up the book anytime you are unsure of a sign.

Worked for me Smile


I've got an old copy here which I used, but the CD coming has the latest one on it.

Meeeeeeh, so annoying!
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

get the new book too its only £2.50 you can take it anywhere with you then Smile
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just d/loaded this Android app, off the back of a recommendation on here - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.vialsoft.motorcycle&feature=search_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDEsImNvbS52aWFsc29mdC5tb3RvcmN5Y2xlIl0.

...better this than wasting my throne time on Frogger Wink
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

inksmithy wrote:
Once I'm finished with it I'll post it on to a noob on here, spread the joy and so on.

I passed mine on to someone from here, although I can't remember who.
Maybe start a thread asking?
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PostPosted: 15:09 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCW wrote:
Sorry to read this. Sad xxx


Cheers MCW, don't think about mine though, you'll pass yours no worries.
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best of luck for next time Thumbs Up I'm sure you will pass
If I can pass it, anyone can!
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PostPosted: 15:41 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha wanker!

I passed mine and i'm a right cock-end!

Laughing
Nah, I bought the practise DVD for a fiver off amazon, if anyone wants it i'm happy to give it away if you drop me a PM, saw the case the other day, pretty sure the disc is inside it Shifty

Edit; same one you mentioned in original post actually, it's really good, just like the real test Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

try this site !!!!!
https://www.gov.uk/practise-your-driving-theory-test

followed by
https://www.theaa.com/aattitude/games/hpt.jsp
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dam unlucky dude! 1 mark short on the multiple choice part questions is a biatch; it happened to me first time theory as well.
And with the hazard part you've just got to get the feeling of the point system, after that, no problem! Sure you'll pass next time round, good luck anyways..
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 25 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

GLove wrote:
Dam unlucky dude! 1 mark short on the multiple choice part questions is a biatch; it happened to me first time theory as well.
And with the hazard part you've just got to get the feeling of the point system, after that, no problem! Sure you'll pass next time round, good luck anyways..


Cheers, next one is booked for 27th November - two days after payday.

The stuff from Amazon should arrive next week and I'll bung it on the tablet and my big computer, study the damn thing constantly.
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PostPosted: 01:15 - 26 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

inksmithy wrote:
GLove wrote:
Dam unlucky dude! 1 mark short on the multiple choice part questions is a biatch; it happened to me first time theory as well.
And with the hazard part you've just got to get the feeling of the point system, after that, no problem! Sure you'll pass next time round, good luck anyways..


Cheers, next one is booked for 27th November - two days after payday.

The stuff from Amazon should arrive next week and I'll bung it on the tablet and my big computer, study the damn thing constantly.


Thats an awful long wait for a retake, Are you planning on taking your test before January?

Anyway, Good luck nonetheless.

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PostPosted: 03:17 - 28 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey matey,

Sorry to hear about your theory blunder! I'm studying for mine at the moment..

Bought the DSA 2012 biker pack from WH Smiths as my mate gave me a discount, so far so good.. I sail through the hazard perception but scoring between 37-41 on the theory... MUST FOCUS Shocked

Also, if you have an iPhone an amazing app : Motorcycle Theory Test - costs £1.99 but has all 800+ questions and is very user friendly!

All the best Very Happy
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 28 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

27th nov Shocked that a long wait... im even 2 steps ahead of you just passed my mod1 the only mod 2 dates available in most test centers in my area are in dec/jan. Can imagine what dates, if any will be left when you pass.
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 28 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is a long wait, but I'm waiting for all the materials to arrive, then I'll spend the rest of the time studying whenever I can.

Also, payday is the 25th and the first available appointment was on the ninth. Another few days studying, meh.

Also, I'm 40, so I'll still be able to take some form of DAS.

Not gonna lie though, I had hoped to be able to do DAS before christmas, but if I can't, I can't.
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 29 Oct 2012    Post subject: Re: Bollocks to the theory test wanking chipsticks Reply with quote

inksmithy wrote:
34/70 for the Hazard Perception.


Hate to say it but, poor obs Mr. Green Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:31 - 29 Oct 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feck we even drive on the same side of the bloody road as you lot.... How easy do we have to make it for you CoRs (Children of Rolf)?

Try harder next time.
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