Paid poos

[Eddie Hitler]

I had 3 today at work. It's my personal best.

What was your score today?

[blade023]

2 today which is my personal best. Very satisfying. There's nothing like a company poo.
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[Amnesty]

NEVER EVER forget your phone while getting paid to shit,
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[Villers]

Personal best must have been turning up with the wicked shits a few months ago and after spending an hour with my arse welded to trap 2 being sent home by the medical dept.

Full days pay, jackpot!
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[The Artist]

How do you pooh 3 times in one day at work?

On that note, anyone seen dragonfly recently?

[GrumpyGuts]

I've never had a shit at work because I don't want to. People just aim point blank and shit freely, absolutely no attempt to reach the bowl.
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[keggyhander]

I have three, ten minute shits each and every day at work.

Sometimes they are "Epic Shits" that take the full time, with beads of sweat on the brow and a feeling of being utterly coon-fucked.

Sometimes they are Fire-and-forget slip-sliders that come out in one, like a bag of carrots chucked in a river. The time is then spent on the phone.

Sometimes they are a false alarm, and just turn out to be a loud bog fart and a very satisfying piss.

[-LG-]

In the 5 years I've been at my current job, I've only been for a poo once there. Even then I didn't have much of a choice, it was a 'coming ready or not!'

Hate the idea of using another toilet for a poo. I have to use the upstairs one at home, never used the one downstairs.

Can remember doing a 15 mile/60 minute drive having the shits trying to get home to use the toilet.
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[Dazbo666]

Personal best is about 5 or 6 times in a 12 hour night shift while suffering the end of a bout of delhi-belly recently.
Usually only once, maybe twice per shift
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[yen_powell]

I have to get changed out of my bike gear in the toilet cubicles at work (only place I can sit to pull off all the waterproofs/ bike trousers etc, the ladies in the office frown at me in my pants).

As soon as I sit down in the cleanest cubicle some curry muncher or veggie freak will always plonk his self next door and start making screaching noises with his arse. It's then a race for me to get changed and out before the stench arrives. I swear the same bloke is following me in each morning.
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[Skudd]

I have one poo per day, at home, never in work.

People who have a poo in work put me off having a crafty work wank.
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[Werny]

I really like the idea of paid poos in principle, however I have to poo first thing in the morning and I have to have a shower afterwards otherwise I just feel dirty all day.

[Skudd]

[spnorm]

[ajbsmirnoff]

Two a day, every day. But not every stall gets wifi, so have to choose carefully.

[keggyhander]

[andym]

Never really shit at work... the passengers would have something to say about it I think.

On the other side of the scale, think of having a severe doze of the shits and how long you've lasted before running for the bog.

My record was 5 1/2 hours of tight clenching until I got back to the depot

[woll]

I normally manage two a day. I like getting paid to poo.
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[Lord Percy]

[andys675]

big fan of the paid poo, must take phone and read email, play poker etc

did the double the other day, but the second was a proper monster hit the base of the pan and lay up the side wall to the top, gave it four flushes and it finally waved goodbye

a short while later the next person in reported a blockage, and plumber duly called, they were on the verge of sticking a camera down with a cursory warning of a bill exceeding £1000 if they had to break it out when it finally cleared
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[Llama-Farmer]

Between getting into work and going home again, 7.

I went to work at 4am on a Wednesday morning, then it snowed. Late-shift guy couldn't get in so I did a double. Was on earlies the next day so finished at midnight, slept on the floor and got up the next day. Did a shift and a half on thursday, then work put me up in a hotel for a few hours 50m away from the ops office, and was back in on Friday early morning until Friday late afternoon.

I completed a lot of levels on Angry Birds that week!


In a "normal" shift I would make sure to get at least one in.