Your nicknames

[Ariel Badger]

At this school I started off as "Bob" after the builder then I was "Undertaker" after a wrestler, Now the Y8 bad boys call me "Mushy" because I have a moustache, the Y8 and Y9 girls call me "Robert" after
This guy.
My good Y9, 10 and 11 lads call me "Ustaji" which means a teacher in a mosque, I like this as it is actualy respectful.

Edit.. The Y10 and Y11 girls just use my real first names to try and annoy me.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[N cee thirty]

at school it was bobby, wasbadman

others such as bobert, robfog, mexijew are others i get called now.
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'00 Aprilia RS50 > '92 Honda CG > '99 Yamaha Fazer > '91 Yamaha RXS > '79 Suzuki X5 > 01' Honda Cg > 07' Honda Cg > 82' Kawasaki Z200 > suzuki gsxr 400 gk73a > honda vfr 400 NC30 Mod 2 Passed 09/06/2011

Jewlio Iglesias wrote: I actually did vote BNP once

[sickpup]

Pup

[The Artist]

https://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e41/Burnin1/FatBastard_2.jpg

[iMark]

https://brocrastinator.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dr-sheldon-cooper-quotes.jpg


I don't see the resemblance but my class keep calling me Sheldon.


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K8 GSXR 1000
"G" : you got him to have a look at a forum which seems to have established a picture of an erect penis in a cat's mouth as it's mascot and thought he might consider it ok?

[Redoko]

Randy, at work.
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"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
Sudika Sportsman SK50QT > Gilera DNA50 > Honda CBR125 RW7 > Kawasaki Zephyr750 > Suzuki GSXR600 > Honda Hornet CB600F '51

[P.addy]

Paddy usually, but Birkhoff for some people at work.

[LordShaftesbu...]

[nowhere.elysium]

There are some who call me Gingermittens.

I have no idea why.
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'10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project

[Lone-Wolf]

[Shaft]

Depending on which group of people I'm with, it's either Saint/Sainty or Mr B.

One person often refers to me as Twingo.

My parents got fed up with having my older sibling's names foreshortened, so gave me the shortest name they could think of, Ian; didn't work, eventually pretty much everyone calls me "EE"

And, since I joined this place, there's another bunch of people that call me Shaft, but that's my fault.
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Things get better with age; I'm close to being magnificent........
20 RE Interceptor, 83 Z1100A3, 83 GS650 Katana
WooHoo, I'm a Man Point Millionaire! https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=234035

[mentalboy]

Being located in the somewhat conservative county of Devon, my peers at school settled upon Ghandhi as my nickname thanks to a slight all year round tan (delightful bunch of racists they are in this neck of the woods!).
In my twenties I acquired the name I use here as my antics in the outdoor pursuits field unsettled my colleagues, seemed quite appropriate using it again when I signed up on here following a recent spate of cognitive rationale failure!
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Make mine a Corona.

[mad4it028]

raddish no idea why cant remember how it started
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always looking to buy bikes crashed ,unfinished projects,none runners pm me
currently riding kawasaki z1000 only bike ive ever loved

[GhostRider]

Big Will
Grolsh
Endo or William Endo
Dr Girth
Philly fish finger

My names not William btw

GhostRider
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[Bubbs]

Bubbs
Because I smashed my face very hard into the front of a car. Smashed my teeth straight through my bottom lip and my bottom lip went massive. Couldn't eat for ages, and had to get my teeth rebuilt. Still have a few teeth fragments stuck in my bottom lip causing a bit of a lower lip droop.

Sacks
Had a rip in trousers at school, balls fell out through hole, hot female geography teacher noticed and said please put your sacks away. All my classmates cleverly picked up on this and called me sacks ever since.
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Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

[yen_powell]

At work 26 years ago when I started I was christened Motorhead by some cockney wag because I had long hair, iffy jeans, leather jacket and rode a motorbike. Over the years it has been altered to Mhead, Mr Head or just 'Motor'. Gradually the people who remember why I am called Motor are either retiring or dying but the nickname persists.

At the job before this one, Ian (my proper first name) shouted in a noisy outdoor environment became Yen. So there are still people (including my mum for some strange reason) who call me that, hence my user name.
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Blackmail is a nasty word........but not as nasty as phlegm!
XT1200Z and a DR350 in bits

[U_W v2.0]

people at school called me chris, then when i came out it was things like fag for about 6 months then i throat punched some nut job in school and kept pounding on his face in a fit of rage.

after that everyone went back to chris.
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BCF's biggest cunt list: Cansa, Pits, Rob

[Dazbo666]

-Barnesey at school
-Shadwell at uni (cos I was the only Welsh person on the course)
-Terry Fcukwit when working at Sony (mainly cos of the "dilligaf" attitude)
-and Dazbo for the last 15+ years
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1st bike (Sept'06 - May'10) : 1991 GPZ500S / Current bike (since Nov 2009) : 2003 Suzuki Bandit 600N
Word of the day : DILLIGAF

[TheSmiler]

Fohead, Smiler, Joker, Huey and leather jacket are my main ones.
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CB125>CG125>GN125>ER5>K100RS>R1100RS>K100RS
A2 completed 23/07/15 Ready for the Golden Crisp Packet

[Polarbear]

PB or Bear
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[The Artist]

[sidewinder]

Five or halogen

Five because of jonny 5 from short circuit (school days)

Halogen because i'm apparently quite bright (work)
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"Nitrous is like a cheap hooker, you want to hit it but are scared of the consequences

[woll]

Whalley, simple really its me last name. Woll, woll dog, waldo, wall-e basically any variation of Whalley lol.
Lads at work call me Lofty, high tower (police academy) or big ben. All cos I'm tall. Some of the customers call me babe not sure why lol.
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Current Bike- Suzuki DRZ400 SM K6
Previous bikes - Derbi Senda Xtreme50r, Honda CBR 125, Kawasaki ZZR 250, Yamaha DT125R, Suzuki Bandit 600, Gas gas ec 250, Honda CBR600FW
Damaged spleen, damaged kindey, 2 popped lungs, 2 broken ribs, broken face, broken wrist and 5 back fractures... remember kids walls hurt

[nowhere.elysium]

[andym]

going back a few years so my nickname was E.T. because (apparently) I had a long neck