What disgusting things have you done?

Snotter · Banned Joined: 03 Nov 2012 Karma :

I once got caught short - I nipped into a pub and into the WC.

I just dropped my pants when it all blew out of my arse like a shotgun; it was really powerful and sprayed the walls and pan and floor like roughcast, as I hadnt yet sat down and was only leaning forward.

I was a bit embarrassed so I wrote a little note and stuck it to the wall where it glued well.

My note said "I'm sorry I couldn't help it". I waited a bit for the hellish smell to fade a bit but it was no good. So I legged it.

I do feel sorry for the poor sod who cleaned all that. I would refuse.

I got on the bike quick in case they came after me.

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Knightsy · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Jun 2012 Karma :

Snotter....
Snotter you're drunk.
Go home Snotter.
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WillOdling · Nova Slayer Joined: 26 Aug 2012 Karma :

Thanks for that haunting description
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illuminateTHE... · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Jul 2012 Karma :

slapped a cute cyclist arse... she acted like a prick... filtering through and stopping infront of me at the lights... she had good balance though, she never put her foot down whilst stationary.. she also had a nice arse -_-

Snotter · Banned Joined: 03 Nov 2012 Karma :

Have you never been caught short?

WillOdling · Nova Slayer Joined: 26 Aug 2012 Karma :

Yep, loads of times, many a layby has been victim of my unruly sheriffs badge purging its brown wares
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Snotter · Banned Joined: 03 Nov 2012 Karma :

Hobgoblin · Trackday Trickster Joined: 05 Feb 2012 Karma :

snotter AKA golden shower? or as i call him, golden fuckwit!
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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

1.) What has this to do with bikes?

2.) Has the forum really gone down the drain this badly?

My guess is the answers would be Nothing and no, its just there is a moron posting.
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iddo · Derestricted Danger Joined: 27 Oct 2012 Karma :

I once swallowed an expensive ring by accident and spent the next two days taking a dump on a plastic bag and chopping up the brown stuff with a piece of cardboard trying to find it.
That has to be the most disgusting thing I have ever done, but the ring was found and i could eventually go back to taking a dump on the throne.

Hobgoblin · Trackday Trickster Joined: 05 Feb 2012 Karma :

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Snotter · Banned Joined: 03 Nov 2012 Karma :

There's a nasty bunch of people here who are trying to damage the forum. For there own reasons.and no sense of fun.There is a thread about'poo' and they dont flame there; Why?

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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

Snotter, you seriously aren't going to survive this forum if you keep reporting people to the Admin, posting topics which aren't about bikes, and generally being a pratt.
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F; Cheap project: CBR900RR FireBlade
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

P.addy · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :