bike rider

magastor · L Plate Warrior Joined: 24 Oct 2012 Karma :

Hello
I want to learn bike riding. Can you give me some tips about bike riding.

Knightsy · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Jun 2012 Karma :

I've heard somewhere that you'll need a bike.
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Magnet · Crazy Courier Joined: 13 Aug 2012 Karma :

Before you can ride a bike you must learn a few basics

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Pettsinator · Derestricted Danger Joined: 11 Oct 2012 Karma :

Don't forget to wear the appropriate protective equipment!

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Knightsy · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Jun 2012 Karma :

matto · Crazy Courier Joined: 18 Apr 2012 Karma :

Get yourself a helmet and have a go.

https://deal85.com/wp-content/uploads/20852/12-inch-bike-toys-r-us.jpg

My 5 year old has just started riding without her stabilisers, it took a bit of encouragement but I'm sure you could achieve the same if you tried.

Knightsy · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Jun 2012 Karma :

I think I've found a perfect bike for you man.
It's fast, it's good on fuel and you can get it for cheap:

https://p1.bikepics.com/2010/11/22/bikepics-2102373-full.jpg
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Fem1 · Scooby Slapper Joined: 14 Sep 2012 Karma :

make sure you get your knee down

Knightsy · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Jun 2012 Karma :

And that your bike can ride two up.
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P. · Red Rocket Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

All you fuckers taking the piss. Laughing

It is law that for your 1st week you do need at least 1 stabiliser fitted to your bike, typically the left hand side rear wheel.

Knightsy · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Jun 2012 Karma :

Beside the helmet, make sure you wear proper gear:

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Fem1 · Scooby Slapper Joined: 14 Sep 2012 Karma :

and even have a sidecar

Knightsy · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Jun 2012 Karma :

TheSmiler · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Apr 2011 Karma :

IF you want to be pro you get the person on the back to do this to make sure nothing hits you from behind.

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Knightsy · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Jun 2012 Karma :

After which practice proper cornering technique

https://www.dumage.com/img/fun/cornering-in-the-curve-funny-pictures/cornering-in-the-curve-funny-pictures04.jpg
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Pettsinator · Derestricted Danger Joined: 11 Oct 2012 Karma :

Avoid hefty insurance premiums, lock it up nice and safe. It'll save you a fortune.

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pinkyfloyd · Super Spammer Joined: 20 Jul 2010 Karma :

Dont forget that chicks dig bikers.

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WannaBeDude · World Chat Champion Joined: 05 Jul 2011 Karma :

Awsome thread already grand work bcf top marks.
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Docker · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 15 Oct 2012 Karma :

Don't forget to buy a special helmet for instances when your pillion is less than presentable https://cl.jroo.me/z3/1/V/1/d/a.baa-Funny-Motorcycle-Helmet.jpg

Matt B · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 May 2012 Karma :

Make sure your pillion doesn't fall off...

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Supermoto_Fan · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Jun 2012 Karma :

I'm loving all these pictures hahaha Laughing

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Fem1 · Scooby Slapper Joined: 14 Sep 2012 Karma :

And perhaps somewhere to park other bike Wink

Knightsy · World Chat Champion Joined: 21 Jun 2012 Karma :

Remember: Real bikers take pride in taking care of their bikes:
https://cdn1.images.videobash.com/photos/000/073/277/73277.jpg

And aren't afraid of pushing their bikes to the limit:
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But most importantly they know how to keep hydrated after a long ride.

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