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Eddie Hitler
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PostPosted: 00:05 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Morbid thoughts... Reply with quote

Hey guys. First off I apologise, I am drunk and about to head out. Hope this makes sense.

I have a niggling doubt that one day, I'll come off and lose an arm. I recently received some money and have the option to buy another motorbike, I have been eyeing up thunderaces for the past few weeks.

Fact is I don't need one, but this horrible little niggle is stopping me from wanting one.

I'm not being a dick, I know we all have the ability to realise the dangers of motorbikes, but I do think my fear of losing a limb to be a bit silly. Everyday it could happen in any activity.

Wow. See you tomorrow. If my arse gets grabbed, I'll let ya'll know.
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PostPosted: 00:09 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Re: Morbid thoughts... Reply with quote

Eddie Hitler wrote:
Hey guys. First off I apologise, I am drunk and about to head out. Hope this makes sense.

I have a niggling doubt that one day, I'll come off and lose an arm. I recently received some money and have the option to buy another motorbike, I have been eyeing up thunderaces for the past few weeks.

Fact is I don't need one, but this horrible little niggle is stopping me from wanting one.

I'm not being a dick, I know we all have the ability to realise the dangers of motorbikes, but I do think my fear of losing a limb to be a bit silly. Everyday it could happen in any activity.

Wow. See you tomorrow. If my arse gets grabbed, I'll let ya'll know.


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PostPosted: 00:10 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fair play.
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PostPosted: 00:25 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was a quick night out, never found tesco hoe down the club then.

' Sorry bout other day luv, are we stil on for a blowy ' Smile
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PostPosted: 00:28 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

Now going, although I have infront of me right now a pint of morgans spiced and coke. After I post this, I will be downing it, walking a mile to a club and then waking up thinking what the fuck happened. Then come on BCF and see this. True story, I am not lying.

BCF.. I always come on here and when I'm chilling out it's perfect. But anyway, yes. Cocks in mouths will happen. But why are you sorry? Don't be a dick. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eddie Hitler wrote:
Laughing

Now going, although I have infront of me right now a pint of morgans spiced and coke. After I post this, I will be downing it, walking a mile to a club and then waking up thinking what the fuck happened. Then come on BCF and see this. True story, I am not lying.

BCF.. I always come on here and when I'm chilling out it's perfect. But anyway, yes. Cocks in mouths will happen. But why are you sorry? Don't be a dick. Thumbs Up


Going on the above, you want one to be a dick, as it appears you want them in your gob.

Have a good night, be nice. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 01:09 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only way I could see losing a limb being a problem is if it was my wanking arm. Razz
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PostPosted: 01:15 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could get your arm taken off using your arm to turn for a junction on a C90, What does the bike matter? Shit happens, ride defensively.
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PostPosted: 01:16 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

bluezedd wrote:
The only way I could see losing a limb being a problem is if it was my wanking arm. Razz


Really .... its not like breaking a nail you know !,, Shocked
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PostPosted: 01:19 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this a bike related question you're asking you mong-tard you? Razz


So problem is
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I have a niggling doubt that one day, I'll come off and lose an arm
Oh..that's nowt. I've thought about cancer, smashing my body to pulp and just before I die I see my daughter who was my pillion dead beside me ...in tiny tiny little bits with goo leaking out of busted eye sockets that are dead ..DEAD and lifeless.

All the time...everyday. Rolling Eyes

Ride the bloody thing, ride it well. Don't act a cock and you may ride it for ages...before the cancer gets you. Wink
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PostPosted: 01:34 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

It only counts if visions are of properly DEAD, not just half arsed dead. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 01:40 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Is this a bike related question you're asking you mong-tard you? Razz


So problem is
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I have a niggling doubt that one day, I'll come off and lose an arm
Oh..that's nowt. I've thought about cancer, smashing my body to pulp and just before I die I see my daughter who was my pillion dead beside me ...in tiny tiny little bits with goo leaking out of busted eye sockets that are dead ..DEAD and lifeless.

All the time...everyday. Rolling Eyes

Ride the bloody thing, ride it well. Don't act a cock and you may ride it for ages...before the cancer gets you. Wink

Could hit anybody any day, hence I keep 0p in the bank, live every day like it's your last, spoil yourself, enjoy yourself. You might not live to claim that pension you've worked all your life to pay for.
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PostPosted: 02:41 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I see bad crashes on youtube, the paper, news etc I always wonder what I've got myself into and when I'm out and about I occasionally think "when I eventually come off, it's gonna hurt!" but I enjoy it too much to quit Laughing

Just gotta put it behind you fella, if you enjoy doing it then do it!
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PostPosted: 02:44 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

krarkol wrote:
I occasionally think "when I eventually come off, it's gonna hurt!" but I enjoy it too much to quit Laughing


Not necessarily none of my crashes have hurt and they have been 35mph downwards. The only thing tat was painful or annoying mostly annoying is gravel rash.

Depends how you come off though.
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PostPosted: 03:21 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not come off anything bigger than a 50 so far (touch wood!) came off once on a round about and the worst injury I had was a scrape on my shin where the edge of the sole of my boot had scraped it and also came off doing 50 down a hill (the cheap taiwanese crap could do this even restricted if i held it at half throttle on a steep hill Laughing) I went round the bend at the bottom and hit horse shit and slid across the road into a field, that left me with just bruises aswell. These where all low slides without hitting anything hard except the floor so I can imagine a high side would be quite painful!
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PostPosted: 05:54 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just got home. Yayyy.
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PostPosted: 05:55 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

My arse was touched much, out aga with my min tomorrow, got a man dateate for Nandos, then drinks for the remaining afternoon. Laughing .....
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PostPosted: 05:56 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

BCF, sorry. For my posts. I really am.
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PostPosted: 09:30 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you lose a limb, man up and just carry on regardless.
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PostPosted: 14:38 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eddie Hitler wrote:
BCF, sorry. For my posts. I really am.


This is a lie.

Are you the muscly black bloke, should of told the tesco wench, is it caus i is black ! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eddie Hitler wrote:
BCF, sorry. For my posts. I really am.


Can someone email Eddie Hilter and tell him that Warped has somehow managed to Hack into his BCF account and running amok with his on-line existence?
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PostPosted: 16:27 - 24 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

covdude wrote:
bluezedd wrote:
The only way I could see losing a limb being a problem is if it was my wanking arm. Razz


Really .... its not like breaking a nail you know !,, Shocked

You masturbate with your nails? Shocked
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PostPosted: 01:54 - 25 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, if the worst happened and you did somehow lose a limb, they're doing a pretty good job of prosthetics these days so maybe you'd be able to keep biking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUPnnROxvY

Course i'm gonner try and avoid losing any limbs in motorbike accidents until we get to the stage where they're of deux-ex levels of tech. Except by then bikes will probably be banned anyway.
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