Can't leave it alone......lol

[Fem1]

Well i wondered how long it would take for my hubby to start changing things on my new bike...

Just gone into garage and found that he has dismantled back of bike to put a new tail tidy on and also to change indicators because he said the ones that i have on are 'ugly'.

Makes a change because he is normally buying bits for his bike so i can't complain.

[Fifteen15]

I'd love that. Every time I go into the garage, my bike has a new mod.
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[WannaBeDude]

You may wake up with bigger breasts - or smaller, next week a brazilian. If the dude ever gets a girl, she can have her bike and bits however she wants, as long as i get a ride on either
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Jogging on, destination living.

[map]

[WannaBeDude]

Had the doll, she went flat on me, only then did i read instructions, well - looked at the diagram, fat bloke on top of doll, big red cross over said illustration.
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Jogging on, destination living.

[Alpha-9]

I expected this thread to be about chronic masturbation.

I am disappoint.
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[stinkwheel]

He clearly has no idea how to please a woman.

What he should do is disappear into the garage and when you go out, find it's got a set of heated handgrips fitted.

Mrs stinkwheel loves her heated handgrips.
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Fem1]

Ooh heated handgrips sound good..... lets the hints commence

[lifeisforlivi...]

comedy horn would be funny

[Flatbadger]

Just check your brake disks for WD40 if things go sour
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