Who would you turn your back to?

[Yoyo]

Here is a riddle for you guys.

Lying in bed with the perfect girl on one side and a gay man on the other, who will you turn your back to?
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[Boxing]

What kind of question is this?

I'd never even get in bed with a gay man in the first place.

Also you posted this at 3AM, presumably drunk as well.

[wizzzard]

With my usual luck in bed they would both turn their back on me

I do wonder why so many straight guys flatter themselves by assuming just cos a bloke is gay they would stand a chance of scoring with him
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[Vracktal]

I'd lie on my back and hug them both.

[owl10]

Why not follow the OP's approach and combine both in one individual?
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[Lord Percy]

Face the girl. Facing the guy means you're gay too. Facing away from the guy does not mean you're opening yourself up to a bumming, it just means you're facing away from him.

Silly idea really.

'Have back turned to gay man, therefore will end up with willy up arse'.

[Fisty]

I'd be suprised if you could get 3 people in your single bed.
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[MarJay]

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[thegubner]

doublefuggingpost

[thegubner]

Are you in Mummy and daddy's bed again?

[MarJay]

[PsychoHippy]

On the grounds that the 'perfect woman' doesn't exist, it's obviously a dream. So I would dream the bloke in to another woman and then take all night trying to do what I used to be able to do all night!
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[sickpup]

[Rogerborg]

Hang on, in Warped's World, it could be his hot Ukranian girlfriend bringing her hotter Ukranian friend along to a hotel room to give him a threesome for his birthday.

Because that totally happened.
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[Alpha-9]

Warped's World, party time, excellent
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Yeah I find that often with actual homophobes, they seem to think all gay men fancy them when even women don't fancy them
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[TheSmiler]

[P.addy]

FFS..

[Alpha-9]

Great a giant fat minge on my work PC

Good job my boss just went upstairs
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[TheSmiler]

[Alpha-9]

[Redoko]

FFS can we get a :NSFW: tag.

And that is not a fcuking riddle.
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[Acemastr]

Fuck 'em both, surely?
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