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Flatbadger
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Dangly balls on a Land Rover Reply with quote

Hehe the similarly titled thread had me thinking about what I saw this morning..

On the rear of a Land Rover (Defender type), near the tow bar, I saw a pair of bright pink plastic bollocks - and other than the driver, there was no cock.

It might be a fad amongst country types to have fake balls on their vehicles, or more likely these might have some practical purpose. Any clues, anyone?
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Google "Truck nuts"

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PostPosted: 19:02 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe they have them when they go off roading, to judge how "balls deep" there getting?
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

It sounds like another ha-ha-ha-hilarious vehicle accessory like those trapped fingers you see on car boots, and ears, mohawks etc for helmets.

People that buy that sort of thing are typically Colin Hunt types who say things like "I'm mad, I am."

Wankers.

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PostPosted: 19:45 - 07 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Colin's office trolley, eh, eh?

Thanks ZebraDriver.

From the 'pedia -

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Truck nuts, also known as Truck nutz, truck balls, BumperNuts, BumperBalls, CargoNads, Drive-thru Danglers, Trucksticles, Balls-on-a-truck, or, as they are known in the United Kingdom, Bumper Bollocks, are plastic accessories for pickup trucks and other vehicles which resemble a pair of dangling testicles.[1] They appeared in 1998 in the United States, and were first sold on the internet[citation needed] in 1999. Truck nuts are usually hung for humor or amusement. They are attached under the rear bumper of the vehicle so they are visible from behind.


I like all the names for them Laughing

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So there's me thinking there must be some farmy reason for them being there like attaching lassooed stags or something..! So it was theory A - slightly disappointing really!
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