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Easter Bunny
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PostPosted: 14:13 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Any one speak German? Reply with quote
I need a short English sentence in German Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 14:15 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ja!
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I would hazard a guess that Germans can speak German.....
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Your papers, zey are not in order.

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PostPosted: 14:26 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
ich kan Deutsch sprechen. was willst du damit sagen?


Ai I can see this thread going south into comedy very quick
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PostPosted: 14:28 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Re: Any one speak German? Reply with quote
Eggs Benedict wrote:
I need a short English sentence in German Mr. Green


https://translate.google.com/


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PostPosted: 14:30 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
'No more zen ten minuts!'

Alan Partridge/Nazi accent needed to get the joke...

Mistergixer should get it Laughing
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andym
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nein....

OK I know a little German:

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PostPosted: 14:33 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nein.
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PostPosted: 15:20 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ich habe zehr gut Deutsche sprache Konnen. Welche satz brauchen sie?
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm guessing the OP won't be able to read responses in German! Rolling Eyes
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Kradmelder
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
cimbian wrote:
I'm guessing the OP won't be able to read responses in German! Rolling Eyes
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if you brits had fought on the right side during the war you would understand it Razz
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Re: Any one speak German? Reply with quote
Eggs Benedict wrote:
I need a short English sentence in German Mr. Green


Was willst du denn übersetzt?

What is it you want translating?
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Re: Any one speak German? Reply with quote
Eggs Benedict wrote:
I need a short English sentence in German Mr. Green


Sechs Wochen Gefängnis, nehmen Sie ihn nach unten!

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PostPosted: 15:41 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Re: Any one speak German? Reply with quote
YOUR NAME VILL ALSO GO ON ZE LIST!
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
For some reason I'm picturing all of the German responses as being spoken by the Viz "Bottom Inspectors" Laughing -

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PostPosted: 16:17 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kradmelder wrote:
cimbian wrote:
I'm guessing the OP won't be able to read responses in German! Rolling Eyes
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if you brits had fought on the right side during the war you would understand it Razz


Fortunately the Country reached the age of reason pre 1939. Smile
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mein fernsehen ist kaput! Mein fuhrer, bitte mir hilfen! Ich muss porno sehen!
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PostPosted: 16:49 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
yes i can. send a pm.
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PostPosted: 16:52 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't tell him, Pike!
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Re: Any one speak German? Reply with quote
Eggs Benedict wrote:
I need a short English sentence in German Mr. Green


"Give me Spitfires."
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
Speed wrote:


Alan Partridge/Nazi accent needed to get the joke...

Mistergixer should get it Laughing


I was thinking more along the lines of Kommen Sie bitte, und listen to Kraftwerk.
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Kradmelder
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Re: Any one speak German? Reply with quote
Walloper wrote:
Eggs Benedict wrote:
I need a short English sentence in German Mr. Green


"Give me Spitfires."


Trade you spitfires for bomben auf engeland Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
ein beire danke shon
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 11 Dec 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote
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