work toilets !

[dransy]

So , I don't understand why the Fuck people piss all over the fucking shit pot seats ! Even you fucking hate the place what the Fuck is the point because you'll still need a shit some day too !

Scruffy fucking cunts !
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[Joncrete Cungle]

My work toilets are always clean, can't stand rotters who take a slash all over the seat and floor. I am just off to make a very bad smell in trap two now.

[CarlosCBR]

One of those things you just have to accept im afraid dude. Just give it a wipe and sit down.
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[mr jamez]

Its just plain rude and disgusting, why should other people have to wipe up their piss?

I stuck a note on the old portaloo at work (those things get even less respect!) simply because people seem to think its OK to curl one out and leave it there steaming away, or simply piss everywhere. You need to make them feel ashamed
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[Alpha-9]

Had someone have a full on dump on the floor of our patient toilets, proper log too

Had a guy pass out and piss himself in the waiting area


No problems in staff toilets, except for when a bloke has obviously had a shit and dribbled piss out his dick onto the seat
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[monkeymark]

We dont get too much trouble with the staff toilets though we did have a time when someone kept leaving massive snotters on the wall.

But the student toilets (work in a teaching environment, though im not a teacher) are always awful. Fill the pot with paper then take a dump so it can't flush away. Purposely piss everywhere, block the sinks and flood them (now have push taps to prevent this) and some times curl off on the floor.

Worst I ever saw was in an old job. Someone had taken a used sanitary towel and rubbed it everywhere. Mirrors, doors, door handles the lot. Best bit is it was electronic doors so only females and a few select management could enter so it had to be a lass!
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[monkeymark]

Double post, damn iPod.
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[monkeymark]

Triple post! WTF
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[t121anf]

get similar here in the uni.

people smearing poo all over the walls, pooing in stair wells rather than a toilet.

using the loo "indian" style therefore pooing everywhere but the loo

it's nearly always the female toilets,

[Benno]

[Speed]

Fortunately the toilets at work are well looked after but they get a cleaner to come round twice a week to go over them properly. Before working at my current job, i used to just save a turd up until i got home as the toilets were in pretty bad shape. Come the end of the day i was pretty much chasing rainbows but the satisfaction of having a crap in your own toilet was priceless

[DrSnoosnoo]

I hate that so much. I work in a University and the students must come in half pissed and piss all over the place. I found a puddle in front of the toilet the other day!
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[Walloper]

I work in the middle east so they do not have any toilet protocol except using one particular hand and finger/s to wipe/scrape/scratch poo from the anal area.

Pet hate...
Islamists using public lavies:
Usual mess made when a hose pipe is used to wash the anal area.
Usual mess (and vandalism) made when they stand on the seat of 'western' toilets and not the use 'Splatter Ankles' they prefer.
Usual mess from when they spray water everywhere and also use tissue but deposit tissue in waste paper basket. (Use of hose renders use of tissue afterwards impossible due to water damage.)

Sick sadistic bastirts.

Work's Toilets in the UK are Proper little Havens in comparison.
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[Knightsy]

[MadCatLady]

We do not have separate staff toilets at my work (Residential Home) so can sometimes find a bit of a mess when you go, depending who has been there first. We have a cleaner, but she can't spend her whole shift cleaning the toilet. One of the worst things is when it has been blocked and someone has used the toilet brush to try to unblock it and left the caked up brush on the floor and the mashed up blockage in the pan. Good job all the staff have pretty strong stomachs.
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[Walloper]

[Walloper]

[Speed]

[MadCatLady]

Reading about the state of work toilets while eating is probably not a good idea if you are at all sqeamish.
I, on the other hand, am enjoying my cheese & chorizo on toast
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[Walloper]

[Wave2k]

If i ever win the Lotto, im taking a dump in the urinal at work.

Always wanted to do that, i hate the cleaner so id get immense pleasure out of it.

Now all i gotta do is hit the lotto.
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[J4mes]

I don't go for my morning dump until the cleaner has been in and cleared away the devastation left behind by the nightshift.

[duhawkz]

[Wave2k]

That too, but there is only so much shit you can produce and priorities must.

Id be overdosing on laxatives as soon as those numbers rolled in, enough for everyone that way.
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[Flatbadger]

We used to have bogies on the wall in my old workplace toilets.
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