What to buy the missus?

[Acemastr]

Stuck for ideas, what to buy the missus for Christmas?

She can have up to £100.

Go!
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[J4mes]

What does she like doing?

[iMark]

Tesco Value Christmas card.

Spend rest on petrol for bike.
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"G" : you got him to have a look at a forum which seems to have established a picture of an erect penis in a cat's mouth as it's mascot and thought he might consider it ok?

[Fisty]

£100 would buy you smiler as a domestic slave for a decade. She would love that
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[J4mes]

Tickets to a show

[Skudd]

[DottyDuck]

[swampy]

[cimbian]

Wait until the 22nd. If the world is still here nip out and get a new ironing board.
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[andym]

Buy her the obvious.... something you'll love and she'll hate.... she'll love you long time for that

On a more serious note, jewellery, a watch, bungee jump/parachute jump, adventure day, pampering day, shopping day, Ann Summers bumper gift pack... etc

Or act dumb and say something along the lines of 'WHAAAT, IT'S CHRISTMAS..... HOLY FUCK I FORGOT'... I'm sure she would be talking to you again in a week or two

[oldpink]

gave up so we don't bother anymore
mutual agreement its a waste of time and money, we have what we want
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[cimbian]

£100? CBT?
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[ukbiker.info]

Ask AnonAnon

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=261606&highlight=
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[Tarmacsurfer]

[Vracktal]

I'd get that bitch a necklace

Bitches love necklaces.

[Yoyo]

No idea and in the same boat.

Got a new one, so no idea what she wants.

Is a bottle of Lambrini classed as a good present these days?
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[pits]

[Redoko]

[Kradmelder]

A hose pipe with one of those pressure spray attachments. Then you can use it to wash your bike!

A weber bbq and tell her she can now get out of the kitchen

A wheel barrow to make her life easier carrying things

Or break up with her then get back together after new year. Then you can spend the 100 pounds on beer!
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2009 BMW 1200 GS

[ScaredyCat]

[P.]

[DrDonnyBrago]

Go to the perfume shop, ask for ones that smell like food, they bring out a range, you buy the one that smells the most like sweets and go home.

[Rogerborg]

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